He was very interactive with visitors, leading him to be ostracised by his fellow chimps. In 2008 he was injured in a brawl with several other primates. "When Chita is constantly surrounded by visitors, the other animals ignore him and don't consider him part of the group," zoo curator Sarah Lafaut told Belgian channel ATV.

Wow I must say this is 2022. There's no reason for those Chimps to be so bigoted. This zoo must give the chimps DEI training immediately.

In 2013, Brazilian man Aparecido Castaldo married his pet goat, Carmelita, because, "she doesn’t speak and doesn’t want money."

Based.

In 2006, a Sudanese man, was forced to marry a goat after he was caught mounting the horned beast.

Town elders instructed the owner not to go to the police.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," said the disgruntled owner.

ROFTLOL. This is the real not the onion story. Epic troll response from the goat owner. Someone nominate this guy for the Supreme Court please. The chaos would be delightful.