Petrol station staff horrified after finding severed human penis in car park

submitted by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk

all 13 comments
sorted by:
top
newinsightfulfun

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Was it a male penis, or a female penis?

[–]Clownfall 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Maybe a necrotic pseudopenis from a botched phalloplasty? Might have just fallen off...

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

necrotic pseudopenis

necrotic pseudopenis it's hilarious.

[–]IlluvitarG4 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

How does that work?!

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ask this person.

[–]JohnRaymond 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lorena back at it?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The police don't suspect foul play????

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah I bet LOL

[–]Bonn1770 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's MA'AM!

[–]knob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Daily Star writers chuckled ...now he too can write for us.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

How dare you speak such blasphemy, The Daily Star writers are heroes doing the Lord's work

[–]knob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They are indeed. Not sure why they have to be castrati, but they get to write for the Lord Rothermere.

[–]DONKEYBALOGNA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

According to initial reports, police do not believe the finding is proof of any foul play

No, of course not, no evidence of foul play here