Model was so 'poo shy' she held it in for two weeks – then passed out on the job

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[–]Evola 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

That's nothing, African women hold it in for a whole 9 months.

[–]1Icemonkey 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They call it “coonstipation”!

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    [–]Evola 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    What's your angle?

    [–]CarCrusher 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I don't really have an angle with the ladies I just say something really smooth and s*** to him and I say something like hey lady you is pretty can I get with you?

    That's pretty advanced romance ain't it

    If you want to hear more just let me know my phone number don't cost nothing

    https://saidit.net/s/whatever/comments/ad31/the_word_is_that_ubeingpoison_suicided_by_gunshot/

    [–]Skankhunter42 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    SCHIESS PRON!

    [–]Bonn1770 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Two weeks to flatten the turd.

    [–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Very common problem among prissy women.

    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Shitty post.

    [–]HibikiBlack 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Holy shit!

    [–]handbananasrevenge 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    It amazes me how people who rely on the appearance of their body to make a living can have no idea how to properly take care of said body.

    I can’t imagine living your whole life with that kind of discomfort and thinking it’s normal. Then again, people can get used to anything, even pain.

    Still….this happened to me when I was younger…medication caused a, ahem, log jam in my system for about ten days, and let’s just say I was praying for death.

    [–]Buffalo_fart_XXVIII 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I didn't shit for 2 weeks once. I don't remember what caused it. But I can tell you that everything hurt on my body until I started to crap. Shame on my doctor for not telling me to do an enema and I didn't know anything about them. He gave me some laxative drink which didn't do anything. I've had to use enemas before but not before this problem. Sure it's weird but it helps you poop if you need it.

    [–]RaverJodes 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    I wonder ihow much she'd charge to do a photoshoot of her doing a shit on someone's face

    [–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    It would probably crush their skull.

    [–]FuckTardMonkey 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

    more crap news not much better than Reddit

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

    You like to hold in your poos too?

    [–]FuckTardMonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Blocked

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Finally

    [–]FuckTardMonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Eat s*** f***** hard

    [–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Maybe she’s a scat freak and saving for a special filming session.

    [–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    She has a mega colon.

    [–]jw329 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Never heard of her until today. probably fake in order to bring awareness to her.