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Sperm extractor 'faster than masturbation' made for men struggling in hospital
submitted 1 year ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk
[–]Gravi 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Just better hope it doesn't sue for child support...
[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
GIF of HonkKongPhooey: https://imgur.com/gallery/de1KtVX
[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
That hole is too small, I'll just jerk off in front of the nurse.
[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I'm sure he'll appreciate it.
[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
He's Gay Focker the male nurse.
[–]BISH 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
The transgender community would purchase thousands of these if they could make an implantable version.
[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAZfHHi58AU
This machine costs $10,000 and they sell it to "clinics" all over the world.
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
They are too embarrassed to masturbate, but not too embarrassed to fuck a robot vagina, lmao
[–]Zapped 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
Did you see the ones lined up side-by-side with no partitions? I guess you can talk about the big game with your neighbor while you're waiting for the payoff.
[–]BISH 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Eventually, these will be used for dismemberment.
[–]BISH 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
They're stealing our jobs!
[–]BISH 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago* (0 children)
Create a hidden camera video, where this machine is wheeled into a busy clinic waiting room, and leave it in a highly visable location.
After about a minute, remotely switch it on and capture people's reactions.
[–]Dregan 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I got shotgun!
[–]1Icemonkey 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Note the very short strokes. Bwahahahaha!
[–]In-the-clouds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
Why would a physician at a hospital ask for a sperm sample? I have heard of urine samples, but not this.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I assume for in-vitro fertilization for couples that are having trouble conceiving naturally
[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Robot Vaginas might as well use sex robots instead.
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