Raccoons customarily do not wear trousers

submitted by ceck from self.Random_Shit

If you see a person who likes raccoons and who refuses to wear trousers, you can ask that person, "Is your refusal to wear trousers inspired by the raccoons?"

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Thank you for this very informative post. It is important to spread awareness about the greatness of raccoons and the harms of wearing pants. Do you think its a coincidence that the maker of blue jeans is LEVI Strauss, an obvious Jew. Pants are a Jewish conspiracy to genocide the goyim with low sperm counts.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Idk, I'm a foxxo (vulptex to be exact) and I don't walk around without having pants on