So there's this pseudo-celebrity, professional model, Instagram "influencer" online named Haley Kalil. Her stuff is constantly being put in the "Recommended" sections of YouTube and Instagram. She just posts memes and the stupid First World Non-problems of being a 30 year old rich attractive white girl in New York. Twenty-something liberal white women like her. But she has a lot of male simps too because she is literally the real-life version of Mary Jane Watson from Spider-Man. Think I'm joking?
- Haley is 5'8"/173 cm and 120 pounds/55 kg, same as Mary Jane.
- She's got the same facial features, such as natural red hair, heavy dimples, sharp cheekbones, light freckles, and a large chin/jaw.
- She's a C-list/pseudo-celebrity living in New York City.
- She's got a light interest/hobby in science, like Mary Jane and Peter Parker.
- She lives in a super-wealthy Manhattan apartment that costs $17,000 a month ($204,000 a year), or six months worth the average American's salary.
- She's into superheroes/comic books and her favorite superhero is literally Spider-Man.
- She's dating a tall, handsome, super-wealthy man who comes from a rich, old-money family, Max "William" Goodrich, just like Harry Osborn, Peter Parker's rich best friend who also ended up dating/marrying MJ in the comics.
- She divorced a good athletic man in the past, Matt Kalil. (Potentially this universe's Spider-Man?)
- She was born in fucking Excelsior, Minnesota! (I mean, COME ON! That's too on-the-nose!)
Now, this is just one example with one person, but there's too many things here for it to be mere coincidence. Should we also go into how Jeff Bezos is the real-life Lex Luthor or how Elon Musk is the real-life Tony Stark (and just as morally gray?)
We're living in a fictional universe of interconnected stories, TV shows, and movies, and many people in this world are the fictional stars/protagonists of a higher plane of reality. I know my life is shitty and dramatic enough to make me the star of my own show that viewers of some higher plane of reality love seeing suffer every season, but Haley Kalil might just be the Mary Jane Watson of whatever Earth we're a part of in the multiverse, and Elon Musk may be this world's version of Tony Stark, and Bob Iger may be this universe's Simon Stagg or Maxwell Lord. But are you also the protagonist of your own story in this shared fictional world we all think is "reality?" ...Probably not. Statistically you're probably too boring to matter as anything but an Extra or NPC. But man, I am really sick of the writers of this reality fucking us over in this Culture War, dystopian, Communist, propaganda bullshit. Can we just skip to the finale, already?
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