Not even kidding and I've been subjected lately to some of the most asinine behavior that has come from old people. I don't know why stores keep hiring old fucks to run a register, I was at a local grocery store with a friend to help her out get food. We went to a checkout late that wasn't self checkout and I immediately regret it. There was an old lady, somewhere in her upper 60s, that's being trained to run a register. Everything she did was slow, from pushing a button to running a product on the scanner. Why. Have. Her? I could name someone more able and more energetic to do that than this bitch.

Then, as I was on my way to work after that, I was behind an incredibly slow and inconsistently performing driver. They had a bumper sticker that says "the closer you get, the slower I go". Well, guess what you old hag? (I knew it was an old hag when I looked at their sideview mirrors to see someone with bleach white silvery hair and presumably thick glasses on driving) It's not US that's going slow - it's YOU! What are you meaning to tell us with that bumper sticker, huh? That YOU'RE the one controlling what speed the road is? How fucking entitled are you? It's like, it's 40 and you're driving 25. I'm coming up behind you more often than I should and you have the gall to fucking slow down? Fuck you!

I'm so fucking sick of old people. I'm tired of them gumming up lanes, tired of them whining, tired of them getting in the way of EVERYTHING! They're overdue to be dead! I'm sorry but it's true! Why bother re-submitting them into taking driver's exams to keep them on the road? It's a waste of taxpayer money to even bother! Why, so we can see them perform the same way they were before they had to take the exam? They'll just get worse!

Sick of their entitled attitudes, sick of the fact that the reason so much shit is stalled for progression regardless of country, is that we have so many old fucks in power. I'm tired of the way they think everything should be all on them, like fighting to keep bad healthcare plans. They think it's great for them, so they'll want to keep it when it's doing jackshit for us. It's selfish and fuck them for it. They were the ones that helped make the country they're in shit because they were either brainwashed when they were young or too dumb to have done fuck all about it, so now they're these sniveling old prunes that are past their expiration date to live.

What? Think I'm gonna get old like them? Fuck no, I've got some dignity left for myself so I die without becoming as decrepit as they do. I have an age I'd like to die at. Maybe they should get that too so there's room for other people to take their fucking spot that they're hogging up somewhere!