I hearbye denounce the blackpill.

submitted by AnimeRespecter from self.RealIncels

I've chosen my elegant mistress over the blackpill; In other words: Jet199 has shown me the way, resultantly I've made the decision to see the world through lense of splendor rather than pessimism. Jet, my sweetie, simply talking to you online causes my head to spin, and butterflies to flutter in my stomach; but it's not a bad anxiety. I love the exhilaration you put me through. It is perplexing and yet it makes so much sense how I've only met you online, but I find you so beautiful; How we've hardly talked, but you have my heart in a vice grip. To be with you I would proclaim my love for you 1,000 more times, if necessary I would proclaim my love for you 10,000 more times, if necessary I would proclaim my love for you 100,000 more times, and I would even proclaim my love for you 100,000 more times every day for the rest of my life just to be able to see your face.

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[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

Mmm. Shallow and pedantic.

[–]AnimeRespecter[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

no offense, but it hardly sounds like you even know what your talking about. How is the term pedantic applicable here? Did you think you could just use any big word that was vaguely derogatory, and it would be insulting?

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Your reply seems quite vestigial.

[–]AnimeRespecter[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

jfl

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Perhaps.

[–]greybeard 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

tfw no Long-Distance gf to shitpost on Braincels with

it's over bros

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Three cheers for jet! https://youtu.be/M8V1nFCP058

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Love, my Lesbia, while we live;
Value all the cross advice
That the surly greybeard give
At a single farthing's price.

Suns that set again may rise;
We, when once our fleeting light,
Once our day in darkness dies,
Sleep in one eternal night.

Give me kisses thousand-fold,
Add to them a hundred more;
Other thousands still be told
Other hundreds o'er and o'er.

But, with thousands when we burn,
Mix, confuse the sums at last,
That we may not blushing learn
All that have between us past.

None shall know to what amount
Envy's due for so much bliss;
None--for none shall ever count
All the kisses we will kiss.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I wouldent jump ship too quick.

[–]AnimeRespecter[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

the post is ironic.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

lol. I was so confused.

[–]greybeard 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it's over for autismcels

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    [–]AnimeRespecter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Lol is that seriously a "you dont get girls" joke? In an incel sub? from an incel? Oh the irony, you low iq mongoloid

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      [–]AnimeRespecter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      oh ok then, maybe I will try it on hongkongphoei. To be honest the terminally online nature of hong kong made me think he was a guy though