With a soy overload diet.

For the past four days I've eaten a loaf of tofu for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I just filled my stomach with soy milk. I'm gonna wolf down soybeans like it's candy. Soybean oil, soybean cereal with soymilk, soybean chips, Soylent, soy everything.

When the soy finally takes over my brain and I become one of the soywalkers, just remember guys. I love all you brocels.

Except for you AnimeRespector. I wiped poopy off my butthole using your waifu pillowcase.

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