I NEED A SUGAR BABY, the ONLY way I will ever have a date with a chick that isn't overweight or weird looking or quirky af will be if I pay for a sugar baby. ALL I WANT is an attractive chick to take to restaurants and malls so I have a bit of social proof. I dont CARE about fucking sex, I dont CARE about having a relationship, I want a DAMN TROPHY GIRLFRIEND. I WANT A BITCH I CAN HAVE ON MY ARM THAT MAKES MEN JEALOUS. I WANT A CHICK MAKES NERDS WONDER WHY THEY'RE SO SHITTY AND CHADS WONDER HOW THE FUCK I SCORED.
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I WANT SOME DAMN NAILS. I WANT A BITCH THAT ISNT A CHRONIC NAIL BITER AND PAINTS HER DAMN NAILS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
IM GOING TO WIN THE LOTTERY, EVERYONE PRAY FOR ME
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