I mean if you're gonna fake something, why not your career? Because it doesn't actually matter what specific thing you do, just that you present as someone who would do such a thing.

Let's say I'm like "Yeah I'm a personal lawyer." My matches aren't gonna be like "Lawyer for who? Anybody I know?" All my matches care about is if I can show them the kind of treats and lavish lifestyle that would come with being a personal lawyer.

So the real question becomes "How far do I have to take this lie?" Well for one, you need quality pictures. You can't just take mirror selfies in your bum clothes in your bum apartment. But that goes without saying even if you aren't lying about your job. You need to look like you're enjoying life, because you can afford to enjoy life.

Now you can start lying about your career. But what about when the time comes for sex? What happens then? Can't have it at your place if your bum apartment doesn't look like the kind of place a private lawyer would live. So maybe you can have it at her place. But wait, how are you even going to meet her in person? You gonna take the bus? No, personal lawyers don't take the bus. So do you need a nice car? Well, maybe not. Maybe a luxury Uber/Lyft will do. They have that service.

This can be done, gentlemen.