A Macbook would be a $191 a month payment for a year. I desperately want a new PC. I NEED a new pc. But, until I get my bank account together, I cannot buy anything over $50. If I wasn't a dumbass over the year buying insane amounts of porn, I'd have 10k in my bank account right now and I could just BUY a macbook outright. Every night I go to the apple website and hover my mouse over the Finance button on a fully stocked Macbook Air 15". I don't know guys.

Like I said, I know what the problem is: I've been poor my entire life, I want to have nice things and show people I have nice things. I love the control money gives me over women. With money, I can pick women that would NEVER look twice at me IRL and have them drink their own piss or take out their tits in a public bathroom.

I want that Macbook so fucking bad. I'm about to just order one tonight.