You are a fart ventriloquist. You can throw the sound but not the smell.
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By Popping a Generic Viagra, You can make the Nearest Bull Moose Horny.
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Your Farts Smell Exactly like Whatever is in Your Mouth at the Time
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You can Summon an Endless Series of Obstructions by Sating, "SHIT! I'm late!" while Driving.
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You can accurately pee through a green Froot Loop at twenty paces.
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You can make your farts smell like French fries when you're in church.
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You can teleport shit stains to someone else's underwear.
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