Anti-Vegan Sanity

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[–]jet199 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Also see the covid waste produced because healthy people were so scared of death.

[–]MarkJefferson 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's somewhat akin to buying Just Egg brand liquid vegan slop in plastic containers to poorly imitate omelets instead of real eggs with compostable shells that chickens lay naturally every 1-2 days and would just get eaten by the hens anyway if we don't.

And closer to the subject, I got a leather-bound notebook from Italy a while ago as a gift. It looks and feels great and in a pinch I can roast and eat the cover and preserved animal hides like it in some Donner Party-esque lifeboat situation in lieu of resorting to consuming the neighbors- um... food.

[–]TiwakingC64Gender 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (7 children)

Leather Armour grants +2 to AC, but Vegan Armour grants -999 to your AC because everyone wants to punch you for being retarded.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarthI'm not crazy, my headmates told me I'm perfectly sane![S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

I didn't take you for a nerd, Tiwaking, but I guess it explains the no-holds-barred old-school trollery. I'm a nerd too, can you teach me in the ways of... uh, having 90% of everything ya say contain a racial slur? Is that even an actual skill?

[–]TiwakingC64Gender 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

CleverFoolOfEarthI'm not crazy, my headmates told me I'm perfectly sane![S] [score hidden] 33 minutes ago I didn't take you for a nerd, Tiwaking, but I guess it explains the no-holds-barred old-school trollery. I'm a nerd too, can you teach me in the ways of... uh, having 90% of everything ya say contain a racial slur? Is that even an actual skill?

Oh! I depends what edition you are using. In ODnD it is Alignment Language: Chaotic, or Thieves Cant. In ADnD it can be any of the following skills: Chanting, Artistic Ability, Bargain, Bribery Etiquette, Crowd Working, Etiquette, Modern Languages, Leadership, Linguistics, Persuasion, Rulership. In 3rd Edition DnD and Pathfinder I think it is just Intimidate (Taunt).
You could try Dragonlance. If you change your race to Kender then you'll gain Taunt as a racial ability.

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Oh look, a personal insult in violation of Saidit TOS. How unusual.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarthI'm not crazy, my headmates told me I'm perfectly sane![S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Shuddup, Chipit. Being offensive is Tiwaking's schtick and it's funny as hell.

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Oh look, more personal insults. Saidit is not the site for you. Begone.

[–]CleverFoolOfEarthI'm not crazy, my headmates told me I'm perfectly sane![S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Shut up isn't an insult. It isn't like I called anyone a moron or something, I merely pointed out that at this point it is nearly impossible for Tiwaking's constant use of obscenities to not be merely a comedic schtick.

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It certainly is a insult. It's way down on the Pyramid of Debate and has no place here, nor do personal attacks on other users.

[–]sproketboy 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I look forward to eating vegans during the Mad Max times. /s

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I have never met a sane vegan.