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[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 12 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

I appreciate this badge, because it would let me know which scouts I don't want sharing a tent with my kid.

[–]RedEyedWarriorThe Evil Cishomo 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Based.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You think you're allowed a choice who shares a tent with your kids? Most camps have a policy of not disclosing 'trans' identities (ie. male or female sexed people)

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

No need to worry about that policy when the kid's got a big ol'' neon sign declaring their mom's Munchausen syndrome by proxy right there on their badge sash.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No fabulous badge sash here in the UK, badges go on your sleeve, like a proper they/them catgirl scout!

Here, let the Troon Scout Group explain.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

OMG, you weren't lying! 😂

[–]IkeConn 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

So now there are tranny queer Cub Scout and Boy Scout badges? Why not one with a vagina or is that too straight? How about a Busted Cherry Badge for when you lose your virginity.

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

...why you gonna give Scouts a merit badge the scoutmaster's going to give them 30 minutes after their first meeting?

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh no, you’ve got to get them young.. The Scouts Association (this is the UK Scouting association set up by Baden-Powell, I don’t think the US Scouts are affiliated to the same organisation) has “Squirrels” for the 4-6 year olds and “Beavers” for the 6-8 year olds.

So you can virtue signal through your 4-year old’s “Squirrel” uniform to your heart’s content!

[–]IMissPorn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

This isn't the Boy Scouts, it's the UK version of Scouts (which as far as I know was co-ed all along).

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Scouts was boys only when I was in it in the 80s. Girls had, and still do, Girl Guides.

[–]IMissPorn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fair enough. As an American, I wouldn't really know. I know that's true of scouting organizations in some countries, but if you know otherwise about the UK I'm happy to yield to your first-hand knowledge.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Don't forget the Twinks training badge.

[–]Haylstorm 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Urgh. That has no place in a childrens org. Frankly it's gross they're doing that to badges. They used to have meaning.

[–]SaidOverRed 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The Scouts died a while ago. It's just the necrotic limbs ripping apart now.

[–]t_deaf 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It’s quite funny that they think the toy guns are problematic though, instead of focusing on the gender degeneracy.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Wait until you find out that Aimee Challenor and his rapist dad wrote the trans guidelines for UK Girl Guides.

[–]filbs111 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not an activity badge. Thank heaven for small mercies.