LOL WUTMy 8 year old son was my husband in several past lifetimes.

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[–]jet199 20 insightful - 3 fun20 insightful - 2 fun21 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Not a very feminist opinion but I do think pregnancy and birth hormones drive some women crazy and they never come back from that.

[–]Datachost 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Could be grief driving her mad. Although for it to be reincarnation the husband (who I'm assuming is also the father) must have died during the pregnancy. In that case it could be both. Grieving during pregnancy has to be a wild rollercoaster ride

[–]jet199 11 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I think he was only her husband in her past lives, not the current one.

In this life no man can put up with her so she has to act out a marriage with a little girl who has no choice.

[–]Datachost 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh shit, read it wrong. Yeah, in that case she's cuckoo for cocoa puffs

[–]IMissPorn[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah. The "multiple past lives" part kind of clarifies it (oddly enough). I think she means to claim they were incarnated as husband and wife several times in the past.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah no I think that's 100% right. Hormones and what not drive some women insane, or maybe they were already insane and it just pushed them over the edge.

Others are fine, I think when they've got strong social bonds with family and friends it tends to keep people centered in reality. In these cases though, unfortunately you're going to just have to take the kids away before the parent tries to fuck them.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 19 insightful - 3 fun19 insightful - 2 fun20 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Hello CPS?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 14 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Ugh, this reads entirely too much like the setup to some especially degenerate variety of masturbation fuel.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Carries my groceries.

He's always telling me how appreciative he is that he has such a strong protector.

She's set the bar pretty low for her previous husbands.

[–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu 11 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

choose to come into this life as a transgender

Lady, that's not how reincarnation works

[–]Savitribaii 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Also it’s kind of hurtful to actual trans people to say that being trans is a choice. Isn’t that what they’re fighting against?

[–][deleted] 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Sweet lord, she gonna rape that poor child one day, isn't she? 😨

[–]IMissPorn[S] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

If not something worse.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Jesus, I can only hope that someone from FBI keeps an eye on this gross, pedo woman.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Like castration?

[–]Metaright 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The "son" is actually her daughter.

[–]IMissPorn[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not sure that term applies to girls, but yes, that kind of thing.

[–]iamonlyoneman 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If it were real, she would be having sex with the girl already

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

How many other wives and husbands has she had? Everyone?

Religious and spiritual people are retarded and/or suffer mental health and perception problems. They need logic lessons and more drug experiences to recognize their perceived world can be manipulated by chemistry, propaganda, debate, etc.

[–]SJCringe 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is one for r/thathappened. Although some smug twat will probably come out of the woodwork and be like “um, just because YOU were a selfish brat when you were a kid doesn’t mean we all were! I was an exceptionally selfless eight-year-old too!”

[–]Femaleisnthateful 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

WTF group is this?

[–]IMissPorn[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wish I knew, but I found the screenshot on reddit. Apparently it was originally posted in r/ShitMomGroupsSay.

[–]Metaright 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is going to get incestuous, isn't it?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is definitely 100% normal human parental behavior. Yes sir. Nothing strange or sinister here. I'll just keep repeating that to myself to keep the nightmares out.

[–]AkbarZip 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

r/thathappened