DJ Diplo says he's had oral sex from a man and claims it's 'not that gay'

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 12 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 7 fun -  (6 children)

Unless you called "no homo" immediately after, it was absolutely gay as fuck. That's the rule.

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (5 children)

What about if you both had your socks on or your balls didn't touch?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

That only applies during threeseomes with a woman. Direct dude-on-dude always needs the "no homo" clause invoked ASAP.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

While the "balls don't touch" rule applies to threesomes with a woman, the "both had socks on" can also happen for dude-on-dude.

There's also questions of level- like, if it's with a sibling does "no chromo" or "no homo" trump it. What if it's a underage sibling, and you have to add "no chomo" to the mix as well?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I believe that, in the case of siblings, the "Roll Tide" rule supersedes everything else. And once that rule in invoked, you never go back to a lesser rule.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

And for the last part...you're at the glory hole. You've got your dick inside. You don't KNOW it's a man on the other end, and all you feel is the mouth or the ass. You could be fucking a woman's ass, a woman's mouth, or sucking a ladydick there. That's clearly not a "no homo" situation, correct?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Glory holes are well beyond the scope of "no homo" coverage, which is meant primarily to be applied to cases of casual or incidental dude-on-dude activity.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I got news for you….

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Dang, you beat me to it!

[–]troons_in_paradise 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

It's not like he sucked off a dude. Come on people. It's only, 65% gay at best, maybe 80% depending on how good handsome the guy is. Those are like special gay Olympic numbers.

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

No, no. It is not even that high of gayness, under the rule: Diplo, in this case, claimed the man sucked him off. By the code of gaiety passed down ever since France invented gay, there's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked, but sucking a guy's dick is hella gay brah. Ergo, the guy is correct.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pretty sure the French inherited that rule from the Romans, who got it from the Greeks.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Tops and doms are still gay.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Hmm I think we're going to need a qualified Marxist gay auditor in here. Have you considered the Title IX implications for equality of the genders and how both sucker and suckkee have obligations to contribute a certain percentage into their 401gay regardless of the intensity and frequency of their flautist practice?

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh please. The Marxist gay auditors are living in a dream world. To them, it's possible to live in a world where you can equitably distribute the cock to everyone who wants it, and a world where even eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick men can dream of getting their cocks sucked, ignoring the natural state of gayvolution is for them to become a bottom and get to suck big cocks as well. They haven't even listened to the BBC news story about how there is a finite amount of suckable cock in this world, and the population of gays does not have enough cock to go around, regardless of how the man in "Smell Yo' Dick" claims there is.

Let those beanflicker-counters in Marxist gay auditing get their way and we'll have to send horses out to the marginalized peoples and tell them it's the same thing.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Any port in a storm.

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

DJ Dickhole also died from the Shanghai Surprise today. So it doesn't matter anymore.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Wait, seriously?

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Nah, I just have no respect for a guy who plays other peoples sounds through a laptop and hops around. At least learn a fucking tambourine or something. So I talked shit.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Fucking celebrity death tease. Hope it burns the next time you pee!

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

" His whiskers feel just like my grandma's. "

Still like his music.

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

dunno, there's also the whole "it's not gay if you're on top" setup--in fact it makes you even MORE of a macho