Woman is when makeup and boobs and spinny dresses

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[–][deleted] 10 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 8 fun -  (10 children)

It's definitely the experience of every woman I know to look in the mirror every day and admire their "perfect body" hahahahahaha

[–]Haylstorm 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Delusional. Love how they think they're women but still have a mans thoughts about it.

More seriously I don't know anyone that thinks their body is perfect. There's always something they won't like. I think most people are just comfortable though.

[–][deleted] 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I hardly know anyone who even likes their body.

[–]filbs111 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Old people like their past bodies. With hindsight, it was really nice to have no joint pain.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Your first mistake was exercising

[–]ID10T 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's well known that if you do nothing but sit all day and move as little as possible you will feel amazing and healthy in your old age.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

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[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I always get suspicious when "trans women" act like the person who replied here. No women except maybe certain lesbians are obsessed with their breasts all the time.

[–]Haylstorm 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It comes across as really fetishy. Like most women will have a look and a feel of their own (or they should, better to check and catch any potential breast cancer) but it's not an attraction thing. It's a you know, checking that they don't have cancer thing.

Hell the only woman I know that are 'obsessed' are ones with a lot of family history of breast cancer. Like almost every single woman in their family had it and they're on a lot of extra check-ups/mammograms to try and make sure nothing develops. Even then it's about the risk of cancer than "look at my tits".

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Women just sit around all day staring at themselves in the mirror don't ya know. It's the essential female experience. That's why casinos don't have mirrors otherwise the women would just stand around staring at themselves in the mirror and wouldn't actually make it to the floor to gamble. Also why men put mirrors in women's restrooms so the women would get stuck inside, much like a mousetrap.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

S/he wants it, you have it a bit backwards.

[–]LtGreenCo 11 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

You can be a woman. You can wear makeup and dresses and have breasts.

I love how they claim to want to dismantle gender stereotypes and then turn around and do the exact opposite.

[–]QueenBread[S] 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Then what is a man? Muscles, beer, and beard?

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

If only

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

A miserable little pile of secrets!

[–]The_Best_Yak_Ever 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But enough talk. Have at you!

[–]Clown_Chan 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Oh but of course it's not periods, pregnancy, extremally painfull births, taking care of the always screeching and shitting babies, driving children to and from school, help children with homework, taking care of the elders, cleaning, doing laundry, ironing clothes, cooking, taking care of paper work and taxes, organizing parties and gatherings, etc etc

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

You forgot moaning.

Oh no, you didn't

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

So what we are looking at is someone who has gone into phase three of the trans experience coming up with someone who is still in phase 2.

Phase 1. I am depressed because I want to be a woman but I'm not. I should kill myself.

Phase 2. I totally can become a woman actually! I'm not depressed anymore!

Phase 3. Despite everything I actually can't become a woman after all. I should kill myself.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Phase 4

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Everything after Infinity War has been pretty bad.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

?

[–]LarryHi0522 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

"You seem to mentally be female, so check that off the list." ...wondering how this fine human drew that conclusion? The entrance bar must be at none.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Cogito ergo femina

[–]LyingSpirit472 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Religions and cults believe everyone is a member of their religion, they just don't know they are yet.

[–]filbs111 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The bit about the poster blowing their head off.

Men typically off themselves by running a lovely hot bath and taking sleeping pills.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

To be fair, women avoid blowing their heads off so they don't ruin their face.

[–]TitsAndWhiskeyPronoun: My Nigga 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

Dude is straight up screaming “I want it, I want it, I want it!” like a spoiled toddler.

No you fucking don’t. You just want attention because you’re a loser and don’t have anything else going for you.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

No, I get it. This sounds legit.

[–]TitsAndWhiskeyPronoun: My Nigga 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

It really isn’t.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

There are certain genes linked to this condition, it isn't completely made up. Unsurprisingly this is only true for the ones with dysphoria.

[–]TitsAndWhiskeyPronoun: My Nigga 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

You see that post earlier about how retractions in scientific papers is up something like 13,000%?

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

They don't want it to have biological causes. It's all a social construct remember?

[–]TitsAndWhiskeyPronoun: My Nigga 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I mean, there just isn’t any biological cause. It’s completely made up.

Have you ever checked the /detrans subreddit? They all woke up to the lies they had jammed down their throats when they were young and impressionable.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

They don't have it. The vast majority of the trans umbrella doesn't.

[–]TitsAndWhiskeyPronoun: My Nigga 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

What evidence do you have that ANYONE does?

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Myself. Do you know it bothers me so much at times that I can't even look at a woman, especially if she looks similar to my mental image of myself?

[–]proc0 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I wish I was Optimus Prime but my brain is not fucked up enough to torture me because I don't have wheels and a windshield chest.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You need to stop manifesting your internalized transformerphobia.

[–]xoenix 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Needs to start playing Journey's "Don't Stop Believin" on repeat.

[–]sneako 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Women are stupid and dumb so just be stupid and you are a bitxh

[–]QueenBread[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And here we have the usual incel male, raising his fist at the sky because he can't get his dick wet. Idiots like you -almost- make me understand why some women go full mysandrist, but I personally am not going to solve dumb retard sexist males by becoming a dub retard sexist woman.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So stunning and brave of you to come out

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No wonder these people 41 themselves.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

'Other girls' - LOL.