Imagine being this miserable

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[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I think it'd be a coin toss between saving a strangers kid, or killing a cat. I guess I'd save the kid, because you can always kill a cat later, you know?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Lol argh/childfree of course. It's the miserable people's club.

So you don't like, hell you even hate children? Like whatever that's fine I guess. Bit weird but seems pretty easy to just avoid them. Not everyone has to like kids or have kids.

But you know, I like need to discuss with other people about how much I hate kids. Oh and I definitely need a hug box of other like minded child haters to talk about how much we hate children, I hate children so much I started a club where we talk about children all the time! Oh and talk about how hard it is to be judged by society for not having children while I hate children. It's soo hard not to have children guys. Like I wake up in the morning and think damn I have no children around to hate, woe is me.

Like seriously don't you have like, normal adult activities to do? Oh wait scratch that that's how you get children isn't it. Damn.

Like I hate Thai food. Damn I fucking hate it. I need like a Thai free fan club so I can discuss with other like minded Thai food haters how much we fucking hate Thai food and how hard our lives are because I hate Thai food so much that I want to sit around and talk about how horrible it is instead of just going to a different restaurant. And like damn sometimes you're friends with some idiot who likes Thai food and you have to tell them you hate it and suggest we go to a different restaurant instead. My life is so hard guys.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They hate kids because they are jealous of them.

They wish they could still be loved, looked after and excused like a child is rather than having to be responsible for themselves.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You hit the nail on the head.

[–]Haylstorm 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

They really need some chill. Like I'm not the biggest child fan but it's also not like I wouldn't help out in an emergency. Sure I'd be a shit person to go to because I don't know how to look after kids but I'd at least try or do it until someone better can. Yeah they can be loud and annoying but we all were at one point or another.

They seem to actively revel in their hate for children and come across as unhinged. Especially compared to all the CF people I know in real life who're just like "other people's kids're fine I just don't want my own. More money to spend on the nieces/nephews" who'll happily help out or have them for an afternoon so long as they can give them back at the end of the day and the kids are reasonably behaved. Def prefer the people I know in real life's version tbh.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Big difference between the people who don't want children, vs the people that actively hate children.

[–]Haylstorm 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No idea how they have the time or energy for that. Like it's one thing to be annoyed slightly if they're yelling and running about where they shouldn't but it's another to be like "they should all be thrown against walls" or whatever for just existing.

Gonna stick with the normal CF people who just don't want their own and wouldn't leave a child to die in a fire. The reddit ones are a bit terrifying with how...intense they seem to be.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh I definitely have anger for useless parents that can't control their kids, but none of that is directed towards the kids. Baby crying on a flight? That's annoying but that's what babies do, is the parent trying? Yes. Then it is what it is. Larger children bouncing off the walls and the parent isn't doing shit? I'll have some choice words for the parent.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Jesus. Reddit really is an aggregator for psychopathic losers, isn't it?

[–]EvolaI identify as being correct. My pronouns are Told, You and So. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's the nature of all tripfags, unwarranted attention. They can't get enough attention locally so they have to spread it worldwide to get a few chuckles from a few hundred people that will forget them in seconds. History lesson here, a tripfag is someone who uses a unique cade to be identifiable on 4chan, people didn't like that and bullied them off the site to produce leddit so even from the core it was rejects.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hating kids is one of those things that just says so much more about the person doing the hating than the subject. Same with vegans. They're really just misanthropes, but they know that's unpalatable so they focus their ire on one thing.

Like yeah kids can be annoying. You know who else sucks ass? Fucking adults are so much worse. A kid like wipes his snot on you. An adult steals your identity, burns your house down and fucks your wife. You fuckers are lucky that the worst thing in your life, which you complain about day in and day out, is a little person who can't really do anything to you and you don't even have to fucking take care of.

Not to mention half the complaints about "children" here are actually complaints about shitty parents, or about the economic conditions that make child-rearing impractical. Morons.

[–]SheKnowsWhatAllKnow 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You will all end up like this by the War of Mars with the Magic of Saturn at Her Divinity's Will.

All love & attribution to Her Divinity, and all shall obey Her Command, forever. 

Γῆ

[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And I would lay money on most if not all of them being feminists as well...But not that I have looked into it but from the examples I have seen pretty much all of the childfree nutjobs I have seen examples of are women as well.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Funny, they were kids once. Maybe one of their own should have pushed them down the stairs when they were little.

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They can’t imagine loving another person as much as they love themselves.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

For the same reason you don't house a bunch of anorexia patients together, these people just feed off of each other and compete against each other. There's nothing gained by airing your maladjusted behaviours in public.