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    [–]Jiminy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Slippery slope? We're on a full downhill slalom right now.

    [–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

    "I'm just selling drugs to explore my financial identity!"

    [–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

    I'm just killing Jews to explore my German heritage.

    [–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    "Hey, you can't stop me salting the earth of Carthage! I'm Italian!"

    [–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Your objections to my colonization of your garden are deeply Brittaniphobic. It's my heritage and God given right to plant flags and claim any parcel of land I see for her Majesty the Queen.

    [–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

    Hold up now. "Develop gender identity"? I thought that your gender identity was supposed to be fixed you know. Like you were always have always and will always be a woman despite the doctors your parents and you having apparently been horrible transphobes their whole lives for just assuming that penis=male. How can one develop something that is immutable and unchangeable.

    [–]SaltyTexan 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Don't try and make sense of it, it will only give you a headache. They've moved the goal post so many times now it isn't even on the playing field.

    [–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I mean that goes without saying. The original ideas have always been crazy.

    The only argument I've seen that makes any sort of sense is basically "trans people have some kind of mental health issues that makes them think they are the opposite gender, since it can't be cured letting them act like they actually are the opposite gender is the least harmful solution"

    Which has its own slew of problems but at least is consistent. Course these days everyone wants to distance themselves from terms like "disease" or "handicap" or whatever. Though I've never actually met someone with a handicap IRL who isn't totally just accepting of the fact that it's a limitation on them. Only on the internet see people dancing around the issue that being in a wheelchair is not congruent with ones dreams of being a famous ballet dancer.

    [–]xoenix[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Kind of throws the whole idea of "exploring one's gender identity" into question.

    [–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

    that's been called "truscum" since 2016: even literal trans women can't have their own space without being conquered by Ben Franklin lookalikes in garish leggings digging through the trash for used tampons to jerk off with

    sorta fits the "passing," "cis" homosexuals being drummed out of LGBTIAACREF and replaced with "queer," which everybody (at least liberal undergraduates) could be

    [–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

    Oh the college bullshit has always been something I've disliked.

    I remember way back when some gay guy invited me to his event, I don't remember what it was exactly, was like gay Mario Kart or something like that. I told him, yeah I'd love to play Mario Kart, but this event is "gay Mario Kart" I'm not gay so it's not for me. I won't go.

    Then he was all like "oh no you mis understanding everyone is welcome!"

    And then I'm all like, cool, but if everyone is welcome why the fuck is it "gay Mario kart event" and not just "Mario kart event"?

    Que some bullshit about gay people needing special validation to know they are welcome or some shit. Guess gay people won't even shop at McDonald's because the menu isn't explicitly gay? At least the normal gay people I know aren't going to have events that are "it's gay night" unless it's actually gay cruising event. It's the dumb fuck kids that aren't even gay doing that shit where it's like "hey it's board game night! But gay!"

    Guess it served it's purpose though, automatically filters out the people like me who have no time for bullshit. Leaves people easily manipulated to do whatever, I always no noticed such events were filled with sociopaths.

    Normal events put on by gay friends were filed with loads of gay people sure but they were way more fun that the fake gay shit. Plus like how does fucking men make you better at games?

    I can't even imagine how frustrating it must be for the actual gay kids going into college and being like "wow a gay event! I can meet my soulmate!" And then they go only to find out that it isn't a dating event at all and it's just a bunch of idiot retard kids pretending to be gay for shits and giggles.

    [–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    weirdly this was a "thing" in the 70s where the motto was "you're either bi--or you're in denial"

    [–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    He's only gay because he just hasn't met the right woman yet. That woman is me of course. I'm the protagonist of my own romance novel and once he sees how I'm not like the other girls on account of my enormous penis then he'll forget all about being gay! It'll totally work! I can fix him!

    [–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Normal events put on by gay friends were filed with loads of gay people sure but they were way more fun that the fake gay shit. Plus like how does fucking men make you better at games?

    I mean, in the example you gave: They always give a banana to opponents from behind, and what game doesn't end with someone totally getting fucked hard by a blue shell?

    [–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Super Mario Kart.

    [–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Well, there's the problem. Going with the older game when you have newer ones is hella gay, brah.

    [–]Saiditaccount1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    won't even shop at Mcdonalds

    Didn't burger king have fag burgers last year? A burger with two bottoms?

    [–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Any volunteers to help him end his gender identity?

    [–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    There would have been in prison but he was spared

    [–]wylanderuk 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Its Germany, they let peodos look after young boys to stop them becoming Nazis...

    [–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Damn man finally cracked the code!

    [–]RedditButt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Perfect resume for reddit CEO.