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[–]unagisongsBurn down Reddit! 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Biden should be more worried about not falling down, completing coherent sentences and not wandering off in the middle of interviews.

[–]BlackhaloPurity Pony: Pусский бот 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Time to activate chair lift one.

[–]MeganDelacroix🤡🌎 detainee[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Biden’s answer to voters who question whether he’s up to the rigors of a second term is simple: “Watch me.” The trouble is, voters are watching...

 

Oh dear. Well, at least NBC refrained from using italics.

 

Biden gets the most attentive health care imaginable, and his annual physicals have not revealed serious health concerns. Nonetheless, his physician, Kevin O’Connor, is always observing him “like a hawk, whether he wants it or not,” according to one close adviser.
Still, advisers dismiss the idea that he’s encased in bubble wrap, insulated from the job’s demands.

 

Look jack, just because those sentences seem contradictory doesn't mean they are!

 

Stefanie Feldman, the White House staff secretary, [said:] "If only I had the energy of an 80-year-old President Biden."

 

I know this is a bog-standard line nowadays, but it was easier to believe with Trump. I don't think Biden lives on caffeinated soda and fried chicken. Just one bite of Trump's breakfast would probably make all Biden's blood vessels, such as they are, slam shut simultaneously.

 

Also, if your 30-something staffer has less energy than an octogenarian, please send her to a competent internist immediately.

 

This very much is medical advice.

 

“The president isn’t falling down every day, for crying out loud,” Walsh continued.

 

...

 

I think we can just let that one stand on its own.

 

Unlike Joe Biden.

 

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[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

To borrow from u/FThumb's hilarious "Vote Hillary!" series:

The president isn’t falling down every day — Vote Biden!

[–]CaelianPost No Toasties 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

“The president isn’t falling down every day, for crying out loud,” Walsh continued.

At nursing homes, MTBF stands for "Mean Time Between Falls".