A couple of years ago a Brazilian neighbor rented the hole in the wall shop on our xiaoqu and made a Brazilian BBQ, he also invited a bunch of nong neighbors, the night started pretty nice, and for the first time in a long time I thought I could finally enjoy a social dinner without too much bullshit...

A couple of years ago a Brazilian neighbor rented the hole in the wall shop on our xiaoqu and made a Brazilian BBQ, he also invited a bunch of nong neighbors, the night started pretty nice, and for the first time in a long time I thought I could finally enjoy a social dinner without too much bullshit...

Tamade, no.

Two nongs in gov were sitting at one table and they started right away with the baijiu. I knew them already because we were all jackhammering our apartments at more or less the same time and invited each other to contemplate the floor tiles, my Vivian did anyway. Of course, to give them fucking face I drank a glass when they insisted 20 times, but told them I could not stomach baijiu at all so that was it for me. Right...

I've been out of the social game for too long and I forgot how fucking retarded they can be. One of them, let's call him the faggot, because he is one, got drunk pretty much right on the start, and he was set on getting drunk with me out of the 10 other laowais that were there and were too smart or too stupid to speak chinese. We haven't started eating anything yet, and this faggot has made me drink at least 3 glasses of baijiu already, and I am a very bad drinker when I am pissed. Also I haven't drink baijiu in years... I would stand up, move as far away as possible, start a conversation with somebody, and he would come right up to annoy the fuck out of me and have a glass of engine degreaser.

Then we start eating and the brazilians have golden old tsingtaos, I am thanking mao to finally have a barbecue and slowly enjoy a cold beer when this motherfucker comes again with the baijiu but tell him to fuck off or have a beer, of course he wants me to chuck it in in one go with him. I do the typical bumping the bottom of my bottle into the mouth of his bottle so it foams like crazy, he picks another one, I do the same.... Then things start getting a bit blurry because I was drinking baijiu in between while calling him an asshole in portuguese and telling him to fuck off and let me eat alone. That shit keeps going, I am wasted and really pissed at this motherfucker that has ruined my supper, and he is even more wasted because he has been drinking with the other gov fag in between my ganbeis. So he brings his 17 year old kid to help him drink with me, told him if he wants to drink with me he must do it himself and I refuse to drink with his kid, we do another ganbei and I forgot what exactly happened next, I know I made him go to his house and bring another bottle of baijiu because I wanted to kill him drinking or die trying. I forgot the rest, my Viv says I started calling him a closeted faggot and to leave me the fuck alone once and for all. The other nong gov took me home and I remember puking non stop on the bathroom floor and having one of the worst headaches of my life.