We've had bankers jumping off of roofs, falling onto iron-spiked fences below their fashionable London apartments, falling down stairs, jumping (or being pushed) in front of trains, mugged and murdered on jogging paths or in their cars in front of their homes, and in the case of one mortgage broker, committing "suicide" by using a nailgun and drilling his skull full of nails from behind his head, and on and on the list goes.