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Let's have some fun creating an imaginary USA government, giving you top job as Kang. It's a partly serious, partly joke idea for Halloween. Tricker Tweet. LoL.
Since you are you, and I am me, I will pretend I'm the Kang first, and you can pretend in the comments. (Before we get started, 'what's a Kang?', you may ask. Glad you aksd. Have a look at the legend of Kangz before us.
I'm mostly Libertarian, with a strong dash of Anarcho-Capitalist, and alt-religion too. So don't be surprised if my government becomes a bust, (a shrunken head).
Shrinking Heads 1st
Fold Homeland Security, Border Patrol, ICE, ATF, DEA, FBI, CIA, (+ all other intel agencies), etc. into the existing Defense Dept., under a new division 'Domestic In Force', all of which is in the Executive Branch, Pres. being Commander in Chief. Existing non-government volunteer militias will be offered deputy roles (with requirements). Replace current Def. Sec. Mark Esper with Gen. Michael Flynn. (Vengeance!)
Abolish Education Dept., Planned Parenthood; phase-out welfare, industrial subsidies, etc. (Defund the 'n doctor urination state!)
Establish new cabinet-level Dept. of Ethics Juries. This bureau is tasked with the role traditional newspapers had, but now have abandoned, namely to investigate shenanigans of government employees and groups. They will have the responsibility of bringing publicity and lawsuits against officials engaged in criminal, unconstitutional, or un-American activities (reprise the Un-American Activities Commission, but in the Executive Branch this time). They will have the honor of watch-dogging transparency and offer awards such as the Joseph McCarthy Prize for documenting Communist Infiltraitors. Assign Secretary Chair position to Tom Fitton.
Exploding Heads 2nd
Another way to approach this traditional role of press is to install a de jure second government, the privately funded 'Honorable Alternative', with no power to directly act against the regular government, but has protected means to attack the reputation and actions of the regular government, similar to how the mainstream media does now against Pres. Trump, but does not get to be a monopoly or issue lies and propaganda like it does now. Without those prohibitions, it would be the Dishonorable Opposition. Create a subdivision, 'Alternative Jestures', tasked with promoting levity and humor into government communications and procedures. Elevate sarcasm to a national pastime.
Fold all finance-related bureaus into one Dept. of Finance. Give Dr. Ron Paul the honor of Secretary's Chair, his first assignment to choose his successor.
Create a new political division, "Unconstitutional Enclave". These would be comprised of counties that choose to operate without heed to Constitutional limits and protections. They would be then similar to Indian Reservations. They would be autonomous, but not sovereign powers like a separate country. They would be responsible for their own border security (if they want it), except in the case their boundary is part of the US national boundary, such as a coast. USA would have control over that, regardless of the enclave. Same goes for airports, with USA having control over international arrivals. Departures by all means must not be prohibited. Attempts to detain emigrant wanna-bees may be extracted by Aryan Abduction Troopers (if the wanna bees in question are actually wanted outside the enclave).
Create a new bureau, Dept. of Volunteer Organizations, part of which is subdept. of Non-Profit Insurance, which organizes an office of retired insurance company executives to raise mutual fund-supported insurance for difficult to underwrite markets. Similar scenario for other public interest services. This dept. competes with existing charities, influencing them to be more efficient.
Ok, that's it for now. Your turn...
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