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[–]LGBTQIAIDSAnally Injected Death Sentence 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I thought that... we'd be awesome... we'd kill some Russian fascist Nazi homophobe bigots and call in an airstrike on Trumputin... we'd win the war all by ourselves... Reddit regiment... I thought we'd call in a MOAB like in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3... any one of us just needed 25 kills... but we haven't gotten a single one... we'd destroy the Russian Fuhrer Trumputin with that MOAB... we'd drop it right on his shiny balding head... send a message to that fucking Agent Orange Cheeto Fuhrer with tiny hands that we'd be coming for him next... revenge for Trumputin hacking our elections in 2016... revenge for all those sleepless nights where I couldn't help but look underneath my bed every few minutes for hidden Nazis...

I wanted to fight for freeedumb and dumbocrazy... for the rights of Ukrainian and Russian transchildren to grow up in a world without hate and fear... but... but it's all gone horribly wrong. The Russians... they're... they're winning... the fucking hateful bigots are... are winning... my best friend... we used to watch my favourite trans porn videos together... and... and... I just saw xem with xir head blown off... Russians started deadnaming us with their loudspeakers... the microaggressions were so strong that... the sheer level of aggression must have killed xir... we just met at the last Pride Month and xe's already dead... the Russians started calling us men and we started dropping like flies... we're trans women, damn it! Why don't these fucking transphobe homophobe pieces of shit get it!? I knew that microaggressions caused harm... but these... these are macro-aggressions. They really hurt! They're taking lives!!!

We were already taking heavy casualties before we got here. The Ukrainians killed my friend CeCe, and many others too, having met us as we got off the plane... they started mansplaining how to get to the frontlines... xir head simply exploded on the spot... it was terrible. CeCe was prestige 10, level 70, I thought that meant that xe was going to have my back... now we're here firing all of our ammunition into the distance... we thought it would be funny to kill homophobes with rainbow-painted guns... like... like in Call of Duty: Black Ops III... we even went a step further and painted our bullets rainbow too... soon all I'll have left is a rainbow dildo... they're popping up with loudspeakers, firing microaggressions... they're killing us all without firing a single bullet... we're almost out of supplies... we've ran out of soy latte... I'll never be able to watch trans porn while sipping soy lattes ever again! What... what will happen to my humongous trans porn collection that I managed to bring with me? I... I think my last remaining friend, Vaginal, a strapping... strap-on-ing? ... young drag queen from Queens, New York... just died... full body explosion from the sheer weight... the sheer pressure of the microaggressions... all of my 4K Blu-Ray discs are... are being shattered... terabytes of trans porn... by the sheer bombardment of the microaggressions... xe carried some of them for me... I want to live... but... without my colossal trans porn collection... is it worth it? ... I... I'm scared... I'm panicking... everything is... going dark... I'm... I'm sure I'm going to be next! The microaggressions... the deadnaming... they're... they're killing me! I'll never be able to watch trans porn again! What will be... my last words... they... are... MY... MY TRANS PORN COLLECTION!

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    [–]Airbus320 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I really hope azov kikes are having pain

    [–]magnora7 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Do not advocate violence on saidit. Your comment has been removed.

    [–]TheJamesRocket 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Some active US military ''instructors'' killed as well.

    This isn't the first time thats happened. There was an incident on September 20 2016, when the Russians fired three Kalibr missiles at a command center near Mount Simeon, killing 30 Israeli, American, and British operatives. Those teams were secretly providing assistance to ISIS.

    [–]Richard_Parker 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    And a knick knack Paddy whack, give a dog a bone!

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      [–]MarkimusNational Socialist 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      Post something more interesting then lol

      [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

      Wait, they're saving the nukes for last. You don't want to miss that, do you?

      [–]Richard_Parker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

      Yes, in fact I insist on it. I don't want the world to end.

      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

      The world ends every 12,000 years. We're due any decade now. Well, when the grid goes down for good, you have about 11 years left to this iteration of our planet.

      [–]send_nasty_stuffNational Socialist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

      The world ends every 12,000 years.

      Scary but probably true.

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

      And with a huge amount of data to back that up.

      [–]MarkimusNational Socialist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      Such as?

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      The hundreds and even thousands of papers referenced in this guy's channel and, for a relatively nutshell version, this video in particular: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihwoIlxHI3Q Well to be perfectly straight, he doesn't go into the individual papers in this summation of the whole field, but it is a good "short" version of it all.

      These papers concern geology, cosmology, astrophysics, climatology, and the whole spectrum of related fields. Most of them get debunked as bad / wrong / fake science, and what remains is all coherent with the view shown in the longer hour and a half movie.

      [–]ifuckredditsnitches_Resident Pajeet 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

      By that timescale we're overdue by a few hundred years

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

      I'm not sure what you mean. Also, we can't be sure the timing is EXACTLY 12,000 years. It could be 12,050 or 12,150 or 11,900... Datings are approximate too, so whatever you think happened 12,200 years ago may well have happened 11,800 years ago.

      Or are you talking about the last Carrington event? Next one is coming soon.

      [–]ifuckredditsnitches_Resident Pajeet 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

      I'm not sure what you mean.

      The Kali Yuga began in 3102 BC, in a 12,000 year timescale it would've only lasted 1200 years.

      Datings are approximate too, so whatever you think happened 12,200 years ago may well have happened 11,800 years ago.

      Good point

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

      Kali Yuga

      A Yuga lasts for 432,000 years. That has nothing to do with the Sun which explodes every 12,000 years in a recurrent micro-nova.

      [–]ifuckredditsnitches_Resident Pajeet 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

      A Yuga lasts for 432,000 years.

      Biggest blackpill in Hinduism fr. I wish the christians were right because then the End will come 7 years after the kikes build their temple

      It's only that long bc the 12,000 year cycle in older literature was thought to not make sense so they multiplied it by 360. 432000 is 1200 divine years.

      That has nothing to do with the Sun which explodes every 12,000 years in a recurrent micro-nova.

      What are the effects of that? Will the radiation kill us? Or will it only fulfill Kaczynski's wildest dreams?

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

      Every 150 to 200 years, the Sun emits a very strong solar flare, which creates an incredibly powerful EMP that engulfs the Earth. This has been named a Carrington event. The last one was IIRC, in 1859. Such a powerful EMP goes THROUGH the Earth, meaning that even Faraday cages could likely not save anything electrical or electronic, not even buried in the ground. When it next happens, that will be the end of our technological era. Worldwide, nothing electrical or electronic will work ever again.

      Rebuilding? Sure... You rebuild a power plant with hand tools. I'm sure it's doable. Worldwide, for every power plant? With nuclear reactors all melting down? I don't know, doesn't look good.

      It is to be expected that this will happen in the current or soon to come 11-year solar cycle, and the next cycle is when the Sun goes micro-nova. The galactic current sheet brings a lot of dust, which accretes gravitationally on the Sun. This takes a few years, a few decades maybe. That current sheet is also the divider between Galactic magnetic North and Galactic magnetic South.

      When it reaches the Sun, its magnetic field briefly collapses, which means the Earth also undergoes a magnetic collapse, which in turn means that for a while there is no protection against cosmic rays on Earth. Everything gets a bit cooked.

      Then, because of the accretion of unimaginable amounts of dust around the Sun (pulled inward gravitationally, but pushed outward by the solar wind) which forms a sort of crust, fulfilling the prophecies of the Sun appearing black in the sky, eventually the micro-nova happens. The Sun becomes overloaded by its own energies reflected back at itself on that crust, energy builds up and up, then BOOOM.

      A micro-nova is still a hugely powerful explosion, that EASILY engulfs Earth's orbit. Talking about the Earth, the magnetic field's collapse means that the crust is no longer locked to the mantle, since it was MAGNETICALLY locked via the low-shear low-velocity zones in-between them. This lets the crust move freely on top of the mantle, so the poles go to the equator, due to centrigual forces.

      Now because within a few hours the crust has rotated 90 degrees, not only are the ice caps melting, but the pesky winds and oceans kept their trajectory, moving at about 1,000 mph speeds. The solid part of the crust rotated, and the oceans and wind are continuing on with their 1,000 mph trajectory. Ever seen a 1,000mph tsunami the size of the pacific ocean? Me neither, but it's gotta be pretty devastating.

      The Sun, while it explodes, compresses the new shell surrounding it to hellish pressures, creating large solids which get sprayed outward in all directions, including on our own little ball of rock and water. Some of these hit very hard.

      MAD doctrine level nuclear armageddon has nothing on this.

      Here is a complete "in a nushell" documentary about this: https://youtu.be/ihwoIlxHI3Q

      And if you're interested in the science behind all this, just watch the other stuff on this channel.

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        [–]magnora7 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

        Your comment has been removed, do not advocate violence on saidit.

        [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        No one who ever watched the WW2 channel joined up.

        [–]LGBTQIAIDSAnally Injected Death Sentence 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

        Some of those videos... it's hilarious how incongruent this is with the mass media narrative, one that so obviously contradicts the accounts of all of these fools who are actually there streaming from their mePhones. How can anyone take the mainstream media seriously?

        First, the guy going on about how these 'special forces' soyboys bit off far more than they could chew, and basically were totally annihilated. He's basically thinking: 'This ain't what I signed up for'.

        There were special forces from all over the world there. From France, all over Europe. South Korea, Chile, the USA, Canada. Dude, the whole world was there. Special forces from all over the world were there. And, simply, the information we have is that they all died. They managed to destroy everything. You guys don't understand what it's like to have a jet shoot a missile at you. You don't understand. It's over. It's over. The legion was completely destroyed. Thank God I got out beforehand. Thank God.

        Bahahaha... Next, the American soyboy:

        Our base got fucked up. The base right next to us got fucked up. Americans, British, tonnes of British dead, right. They're not saying nuffin'. They're counting our dead as their dead. They're trying to send us to Kiev with no fuckin' weapons, no kit, no fuckin' plates. The people who are lucky enough to get weapons are only gettin' magazines with like ten fuckin' rounds, okay. When they wanted to send us to Kiev, we said no. Our whole group. Bunch of Americans, Canadians, British. So they told us we had to get the fuck out of there or they're going to shoot us in the back...

        LMAO

        ... so me, this British guy, and another American, we fuckin' hid in the back of an ambulance to get out. We got to the border and it was a whole other mess. When you get to the border, anyone who has kit, anyone who has any military shit, they're fuckin' pulling you out of the line and they're sending you back to the front.

        ... and they were like, you need to dump all your kit, they're pulling people out, cutting up passports, sending them back. So we dumped our shit, we got like [...] Red Cross vests, and they had like fuckin' humanitarian passes to get us through to the Ukrainian border. People need to stop coming here. It's a trap. And they're not letting you fuckin' leave.

        Basically, the tens of thousands of volunteers are being sent to fight Russians ironically just like the Russians were long ago sent to fight the Germans: with little or no weapons, ammo and equipment. They're practically cannon fodder. Experienced volunteers are being chewed up and spat out. Furthermore, the Ukrainians are killing those who are caught trying to leave.

        These people are total imbeciles. First, they believe that false narrative that this is going to be a walk in the park for them because Ukraine is 'winning'. Second, it takes them to actually go over there and see it for themselves to realize that they're being lied to. How is a regime that can't defeat separatists, that is arming civilians and telling them to make improvised weapons, that released and armed its own prison population, that is begging for an 'international brigade' to be formed as though we're in the Spanish Civil War all over again, that can't even equip its own fighters, going to defeat Russia? Even when Assad lost half of Syria, he did not stoop that low.

        Even more funny is the fact that volunteers on both sides are there for the same purpose, killing everyone's favourite bogeymen: the Far-Right, 'fascists', etc. The only difference is that the anti-fascists on each side hilariously think that the anti-fascists on the other side are themselves fascists, leading to wholesale anti-fascist on anti-fascist violence. Russians and their allies against fascism killing Ukrainians and their allies against fascism. Azov are practically the only group who aren't part of this hilarious, larpy anti-fascist crusade, which is thankfully leading to a reduction in the number of Call of Duty players and pantyfags worldwide.