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[–]Myrkskog 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Speaks volumes. How terribly sad.

[–]useless_aether[S] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

fuck. what was i thinking.. you are so right, it's not funny at all.

[–]FormosaOolong 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It's that weird funnysad thing again.

[–]useless_aether[S] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

reality

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

In the military everyone drinks and smokes, so it kinda makes sense... :-/

[–]FormosaOolong 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

oh dear, that's twistedly so true...

[–]Myrkskog 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

But presumably 18yr old soldiers can get a smoko out in the desert protecting the oil fields, right?

[–]useless_aether[S] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

or the poppy fields in afghanistan

[–]zyxzevn 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Just leave your girlfriend alone. Go to a far hot country. Maybe shoot some people that have no money at all, and don't know any English. Sleep with hundreds of fit young men.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just leave your girlfriend alone.

Jodi! Jodi! Jodi!

Jodi's got your girl.

Edit: "Jodi" is a euphemism for the guy(s) who's working on your girlfriend back home; while you're deployed.
Veterans will understand the reference.

https://pancocojams.blogspot.com/2012/03/jodys-got-your-girl-and-gone-why.html

The songs get the name jody call or jody (also, jodie) from a recurring character, a civilian named "Jody" whose luxurious lifestyle is contrasted with military deprivations in a number of traditional calls. Jody is the person who stays at home, drives the soldier's car, and gets the soldier's sweetheart while the soldier is in recruit training or in country...

I misspelled "Jody".

[–]Vigte 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Realistically speaking - no one should be doing any of the three - at 18, 21 or 80.

[–]One_Jack_Move 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And voting.

You are supposedly mature enough to help control your countries leaders, but not to control your own body.

[–]Jesus-Christ 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"I got a buddy who knows all about this war stuff, I'll give him a call."

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Top kek!

Edit: Hey, go fk urself!