"State Governor Mandates Everyone Wear Snorkels In Case They Fall In A Pool"

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[–]One_Jack_Move 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You just want people to die!

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    [–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

    What do you expect when you chose death instead? /s

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      [–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

      Hopefully you noticed the sarcasm tag. Masks are useless unless you're a surgeon performing surgery in a sterile room. I can't and won't wear one as it seriously hampers my breathing and makes me feel like I'm suffocating. Welcome to Clown World where the facts don't matter; just knee-jerk reactionism and boogeyman scare tactics perpetrated by the MSM.

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        [–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

        No worries. They want the people to be fearful and distracted while the powers that be make changes to our economic system(the big reset + cashless society) as well as restrict our freedoms. This is bigger than Trump I believe.

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          [–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          True dat.