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[–]Alienhunter 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Ah yes but you see if you don't vote democrat then the republicans will pass the "enslave women act" and assign you to be a sex slave to some man handmaidens style.

That's why it's not only imperative you vote for me, but you must send all your money to me as well, because if the other guy wins then that means bad things will happen. Really bad things. What kind of bad things? Why what's the worst thing you can imagine? Can you imagine it? Good! That's what happens to you if the other guy wins! We must stop them! Donate now to end the bad things you just imagined.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

u/WhiteGirlsGetRiced will ignore it because he posts stuff like this: https://imgur.com/a/QpaBU2c

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

the republicans will pass the "enslave women act" and assign you to be a sex slave to some man handmaidens style.

Well, that's one way to make sure tens of thousands of sissy boy coomers instantly transition to become "women".

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

There is no need to have infertile individuals assigned to the harems.

They'll instead be assigned to slave away on the giant hamster wheels used to power the clean energy death ray we use to keep the ever present extraterrestrial threat of the Elon Martians from unleasing the Blue Bird of Misgendering upon the Earth.

[–]UbiquitousCultOfSelf 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"That's because Democrabs fight for women's rights, everywhere at all times you horrible mean bigot! Women aren't just those born with vaginas and uteruses, they are those who truly, deep down in their feelers, have the gentle soul of a woman! Mercy, it makes all of us so darn mad we could torch a nation, this blatant insensitivity! Go back under the rock you came from, no one cares about your opinion, you non-human scum!" said all Democrats, always.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Well, fuck em. Why should men fight for them?

[–]Oyveygoyim[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Good question

[–]weavilsatemyface 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We're not fighting for the 10% of women who are trannie handmaidens. We're fighting for the 90% who are horrified by this shit, and for our daughters, who will be gaslight and manipulated if we don't. We're fighting so trannie groomers won't tell your sons they're really girls just because they cried when Bambi's mom died.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

https://youtu.be/wxDaiyREBPw

[–]UbiquitousCultOfSelf 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wow, that's amazing, life imitating art.
Ripped... ripped from the headlines, I say.
Macho(Wo)Man Randy... er I mean Heather, simply Savage competition.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

u/WhiteGirlsGetRiced will ignore it because he posts stuff like this: https://imgur.com/a/QpaBU2c

[–]In-the-clouds 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (21 children)

Even Elon Musk gave his "congrats" today, except it was for the world's largest rocket that exploded over Texas.

[–]Oyveygoyim[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (20 children)

Makes you wonder how those guys in 1969 allegedly went to the moon and back with far inferior technology...

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They had less things which could go wrong.

[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

They had rooms full of chaps with slide rules, selected for being good at the job, and not a smartphone in sight - no wasting time on the internet, no wasting time making "apps". It's quite plausible they did it.

[–]Oyveygoyim[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

So the fucking internet nor apps weren't invented yet and you believe they pulled it off?

[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They didn't have the internet, but they could look stuff up in Encarta.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oyveygoyim is a pedophile who jerks his needle-dick off to Bacha Bazi.

[–]In-the-clouds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

If they lied about it, what would be their motive?

[–]Oyveygoyim[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

Their motive was they were losing the space race to the Soviets. The Soviets beat the USA in being first to leave the atmosphere, first to put an animal(monkey) in space, first to launch a satellite and I think they were the first to get a ship to the moon(not sure about the last one).

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Actually, they put a dog in space, not a monkey. The US put a monkey in space.

[–]In-the-clouds 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

A space race.... I do not see how that would compell Americans to lie about the moon missions, nor do I see any advantage to lying about that if it is just to brag about an achievement that was never accomplished.

Why would you believe the achievements claimed by Soviets in space, but not the claims made by the Americans? Why don't you assume they are both lying?

Many of the Soviets are now known as Russians. They claim to man a permanent space station now as a joint effort with the Americans. People from both nations fly in rockets regularly back and forth, to the ISS. The Russians even fly on the American-made rockets. Do you believe that? Or is that also a lie?

[–]Oyveygoyim[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

The soviets were whooping us in the space race, JFK comes out and gives his speech about wanting to put a man on the moon (you remember the one where he says "not because it's easy but because it's haaaaard) and not long after they do it!

They haven't done it since...why?

You talk about the lies...why did they lie about the holohoax? Why did they lie about the September 11 attacks? Why did they lie about "weapons of mass destruction" in Iraq? Why did they lie about the Covid scam? Why do they continue to lie each and everyday through things like religion, the media on tv, the internet, etc.?

The Americans have a built in excuse to anyone denying that they put a man on the moon by simply saying "prove us wrong by doing what we did". Nobody can because it's still to this day not possible to put man on the moon.

[–]In-the-clouds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Who cares who wins the so-called space race? If it's all based on a lie then what is the benefit? You have not convinced me of a motive to lie about sending spacecraft to the moon. I'm not saying you are wrong or right. I AM saying that you should be able to explain why the US government would create such a huge lie, to back up your accusations.

The International Space Station has been in orbit for decades. There are countless man-made satellites in orbit around the Earth providing services to the military and for telecommunications. When you use Google Maps you can see for yourself that the entire planet has been imaged using satellites. Spacecraft provide GPS tracking. Man has been making spacecraft for decades. So why would it be a lie to say that men have sent spacecraft to the Moon?

[–]Oyveygoyim[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I'm not talking about sending ships into space. I'm talking about them claiming to have put men on the moon over 50 years ago and not having come close to repeating that claim since despite having vastly superior tech. In the last 50 years we've had and seen more tech advancements than in the previous 2,000 years...

[–]In-the-clouds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

The claim for men on the moon requires a ship capable of making the trip, so you are doubting man's ability to send a spacecraft to the moon, with men inside that craft.

Impressive list of missions to the moon by : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_missions_to_the_Moon

Missions to the Moon have been conducted by the following nations and entities (in chronological order): the Soviet Union, the United States, Japan, the European Space Agency, China, India, Luxembourg, Israel, Italy, South Korea, and the United Arab Emirates. The Moon has also been visited by five spacecraft not dedicated to studying it; four spacecraft have flown past it to gain gravity assistance, and a radio telescope, Explorer 49, was placed into selenocentric orbit in order to use the Moon to block interference from terrestrial radio sources. As part of human exploration of the Moon, numerous space missions have been undertaken to study Earth's natural satellite. Of the Moon landings, Luna 2 of the Soviet Union was the first spacecraft to reach its surface successfully,[1] intentionally impacting the Moon on 13 September 1959. In 1966, Luna 9 became the first spacecraft to achieve a controlled soft landing,[2] while Luna 10 became the first mission to enter orbit. Between 1968 and 1972, crewed missions to the Moon were conducted by the United States as part of the Apollo program. Apollo 8 was the first crewed mission to enter orbit in December 1968, and it was followed by Apollo 10 in May 1969. Six missions landed humans on the Moon, beginning with Apollo 11 in July 1969, during which Neil Armstrong became the first person to walk on the Moon. Apollo 13 was intended to land; however, it was restricted to a flyby due to a malfunction aboard the spacecraft. All nine crewed missions returned safely to the Earth. While the United States focused on the crewed Apollo program, the Soviet Union conducted uncrewed missions that deployed rovers and returned samples to the Earth. Three rover missions were launched, of which two were successful, and eleven sample return flights were attempted with three successes.

I know that corrupt governments lie, but if they are lying about sending men to the moon, you should be able to provide a reasonable motive.

[–]Oyveygoyim[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I've already asked you why haven't they gone back since. I'm not saying they can't get ships out of the atmosphere or to the moon. You are simply not factoring the human element. For instance when deep sea diving you can't go down or up to fast because it can cause serious harm and even death. Now imagine leaving earth's atmosphere, entering "space" and then landing in an entirely different atmosphere in the moon...

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oyveygoyim is a pedophile who jerks his needle-dick off to Bacha Bazi.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oyveygoyim is a pedophile who jerks his needle-dick off to Bacha Bazi.

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oyveygoyim is a pedophile who jerks his needle-dick off to Bacha Bazi.

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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