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[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Make another with her distributing vaccines...

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

How'd you guess the extra-special free gift that's announced after this free-gift, that's under everyone's chairs?

[–]thefadd 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

poop?

[–]thefadd 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

What like the vaxx court? I think that went bankrupt?!

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

When it's confirmed.

[–]thefadd 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

You're confirmed.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LOL. I meant mandatory.

[–]zyxzevn 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

But what if I do not have/carry a smart phone?

[–]thefadd 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I have two. One for them and one for me.

None for thee.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

My phone has literally been off sitting on a shelf since the shut-down lol. It feels so nice.

Anyone I've needed to stay in touch with, both professional or friends, I'm able to do with the computer - I honestly don't need to use the phone during the pandemic. It's honestly freeing and less stressful not having a cell-phone on you 24/7.

[–]7777 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

But what do you do when on the toilet, just stare at the wall?

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

There's this crazy thing called books!

But if I'm being honest, I've learned a lot about the ingredients in Windex, Clorox and Lysol. I've also studied the artwork and design on their cans/bottles a few times over and am confident in saying that Lysol tries the hardest to be aesthetically pleasing. Sometimes my state gets Lysol from two different manufacturing plants; one is rarer than the other. It's pretty cool when I find out the can I'm reading is from the rarer State/plant.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Maybe leave it there after.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I wish I could, I would.. The society I live in doesn't allow me to..

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I don't have one, but don't tell them that.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I wish I was in a situation like you where I didn't have to have one.

[–]Jesus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No one has to have one.

[–]Jesus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Then they don't care. They are not forcibg anyone to go alongg with anything. Even income taxes is voluntary. It is based on contract. They are criminals playing game theory after all. Don't contract with them and they won't care about you.

[–]jamesK_3rd 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hilarious

[–]thefadd 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

but the LAPD is the bee's knees

They LOVE US.

[–]JXESkzCx5VGXkP2x 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Can I get the bees instead?

[–]Jesus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bees are awesome.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Bees?

[–]jamesK_3rd 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Murder hornets maybe...

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Murder hornets maybe...

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You prefer murder hornets to being surveilled? Being watched is creepy but I'll take my chances.

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[–]Jesus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I guess if you don't own your home and you reside in a city corporation then it appears that in their fiction they can surveil you.