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[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Hay America this will help https://www.amazon.com/Cadaver-Bags/b?ie=UTF8&node=8297419011 you bring back the poor US soldiers.

[–]BravoVictor[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

bUt We gAWT ta fIGHt thEm oVER DERE or wE'll hAVE to FIGHT THem OveR HerE...or whatever dumb platitude the ruling class tells the working class to trick them into dying for a country they've never heard of.

[–]Gaslov 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This is who they're sending: https://gfycat.com/sadfragrantadder

[–]Trajan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It would be weird if he didn't get some war in his first term. Send Admiral Ladypenis to command.