I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him. — Jack Handey

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[–]chottohen[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It took me a long time to get this joke too. See, if you had a chocolate revolver, it would look a lot like a real revolver, especially if you're running toward the president with it. But you would be dead before you ever got close to the president because Secret Service guys are paid to kill those who would harm the president. But I get it—the quote was not all that funny in the first place.

[–]chottohen[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

OOh, no. Kamala would become president. It's the thought that counts.