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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

This is ridiculous. I have been trying to program my sexbot to kill me for 3 and a half years now. It's not as easy as you think.

[–]tomatosplat 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

danger is coming

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

You're in Houston too aren't you? I don't agree with your pessimistic outlook but if you wanna smoke a blunt, I'm down Big T Splat.

[–]tomatosplat 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Lolz- I'm near DFW airport, between Dallas and Ft Worth currently. If ur up this way, I'm down too!

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Katy area. I'll let you know if we go up your way though. Could be fun.

[–]tomatosplat 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It's always fun when I'm there! I'm only cynical devils advocate on the internet. IRL, I'm an eighty year old fun loving transexual nazi eskimo prostitute.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

transexual nazi eskimo prostitute

Stop, I can only get so hard.

[–]Comatoast 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The P-3000's are ready for action.

[–]GConly 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe in a decade or two. But now all they do is lay there.

~so I'm told~

[–]carn0ld03 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A dark future awaits.