Welp, the front page sure is looking great again… Here’s why it might keep happening until /u/magnora7… commits suicide. 😨

scrubking · 2021-03-08T00:42:08+00:00

You will never be a woman.

Chipit · 2021-03-08T01:09:10+00:00

Note that these missives are now being crafted by people with psychology training. The demoralization campaign is ramping up. The whole idea is to attach such negative thoughts to running the site that our /u/magnora7 wants to just say "fuck this it's not worth it." Don't let the bastards win. We love you and you do a ton of good work running this site. Think of these posts as Axis propaganda leaflets dropped by the Leftwaffe on the battered bastards of Bastogne.

madcow-5 · 2021-03-08T02:22:48+00:00

Is OP the same dude with the crush on Ameliamay?

AmericanMuskrat · 2021-03-08T02:33:11+00:00

do not wish /u/magnora7 any bodily harm. We’re simply afraid that it may be unavoidable at this point

You edgelords need to go find a new hobby.

C3P0 · 2021-03-08T03:37:24+00:00

I didn't read what you had to say, but a couple of grammar notes:

One sentence is not a paragraph.
You can't string together "he will..., he will" with commas. It's called a comma splice.

bobbobbybob · 2021-03-08T06:33:22+00:00

whilst I totally disagree with cunts like yourself shitting up out site, m7 could do with admitting that he made a couple of goofs, and def. needs to recognise that batshit amelia was totally in the wrong.

TropicalParadise · 2021-03-08T03:26:18+00:00

SODOM-AND-MAGNORA: you have been found guilty of e-felony harrassment and shall now fed to a giant mouse trap.

TheAmeliaMay · 2021-03-08T05:22:49+00:00

Ohhhhh, so lxxxviii is the group name, not one guy.

sproketboy · 2021-03-08T02:52:48+00:00

To be clear: Faggots do not wish /u/SODOM-AND-MAGNORA any bodily harm. We’re simply afraid that it may be unavoidable at this point.

Fixing this situation would actually cost /u/SODOM-AND-MAGNORA – if IT were a halfway sane, remotely reasonable person – very little: 3 clicks, and admitting that he had sex with a couple of children. That’s it.

But of course, the catch is /u/SODOM-AND-MAGNORA neither is sane nor remotely reasonable. Giving in and doing what’s right would break him at this point.

So instead of clicking three times and admitting he fucked children, IT will keep spending many gay-hours and other resources, he will keep being miserable and keep ramping up CloudFlare to the point SaidIt becomes virtually inaccessible (especially but not limited to users outside the US).

And, most ironically, IT will keep sacrificing his beloved toddler anus, which IT was trying to keep “with penis inside” by taking off ITS lotion in the bucket for no apparent reason but to impose ITS personal content preferences on all of our anuses – because apparently, Sub-Humans cannot decide on our own what we like / dislike and need to be fed pablum which we we like - but not in our mouths.

Welp. IT made ITS DOGbed… and now we all have to lie in shit. :)

whatever

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