HEY CUOMO,

LET ME BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU HERE.. I DONT LIKE YOU.. I REALLY THINK THAT YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.. I WOULD ACTUALLY ENJOY WATCHING YOU GET RANNED OVER BY A HERD OF LIZARDS..

ANYWAYS, ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT I WISH HYOU WERE NEVER BORN, I WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU TO FIND A NEW J.O.B.

SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS: DO YOU HAVE A DECENT SIZED DICK? CAN YOU MAINTAIN AN ERECTION FOR LONGER THAN TWO HOURS?

OK, LET ME SPILL THE BEANS...

HAVE. YOU. EVER. MADE. PORNO?

THIS COULD BE YOUR BIG OPPORTUNITY.

OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS.

OH YEAH, ONE MORE THING... THE TASTE OF CUM DOESNT BOTHER YOU, DOES IT? ALSO, ARE YOU SENSITIVE TO PAIN IN YOUR POO HOLE?

TAKE YOU TIME AND THINK ABOUT IT.