My wife was gone, took a cross country trip with the kids.

I go a little bit insane without her. I have friends online who try to mitigate it. I can't say enough good things about them.

But still, I don't want to inflict myself upon anyone in that state.

I probably did a little anyways but the worst of it was safely contained.

I am now practicing traditional Ferengi values, notably that women shouldn't wear clothing. So say we all.

So say we all.