I AM SO TIRED OF ALL THE BATHING AND SHOWERING AND BULLSHIT..

submitted by humancorpse from self.whatever

CAN I JUST WIPE SOME BEN GAY AND SOME GARLIC ON MY GENITALS TO MAKE ME SMELL FRESH AND SKIP ALL OF THE SOAP AND WATER NONSENSE?

I COULD JUST HANG A BAG OF GARLIC IN MY PANTS AND CHANGE IT OUT ONCE PER QUARTER.

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[–]TheWebOfSlime 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Failing personal hygiene is usually the first sign of mental illness.

Stay clean, brother.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Or addiction.

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

that is a fact, pretty much, but the truth is that genius is usually quite messy..

...and there can be a fine line between genius and insanity.

also, this is just really my very very odd sense of humor... but then, isnt that what every crazy person thinks?

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Did you try Mother Dirt?

[–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I recommend a nice feta cheese rub followed by a cleansing balsamic vinegar rinse. 100% natural and Earth-friendly.

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

thank you.