My name may or may not be Keyser Soze

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https://files.catbox.moe/brm1vu.mp3

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

hey bro, that looks nice. what you working on there bro?

[–]humancorpse[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

as you now understand, i am attempting to solve a problem.

current position:

eurusd sell, target =1.1305

https://files.catbox.moe/ntx4gl.png

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

What you do is re purpose your bot empire to be a market manipulation empire. A couple of fake Musk tweets, and watch the money roll in.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Fuck yes, pump elon coin.

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

i dont do anything fake. please dont insult my work. please dont put dirty words on top of my beautiful project.

one of my favorite free youtube movies is joker rising.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTeR5E0qTck

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

it was a suggestion man. you act like you're playing a lawful game.

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

very few recognize my true potential.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kAcLZJqdLg

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Someone needs to remix this into a song. You have a purty voice.

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

that is very kind of you, mr muskrat.

about a dozen years ago, i took a $50.00 voice artist class by MJ LALO at https://creatingvoices.com/

the studio session of that class is here: https://files.catbox.moe/ihpsbp.mp3

again, thank you for your kind words.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

"Im'll tell ya suh'em"

Edward circa 2021

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

NOT ONE SERIOUS WORD OUT OF YOU FUCKING GOD DAMMED RETARDS.

NOT ONE GOD DAMMED WORD.

JUS SMART ASSED BULL FUCKING SHIT.

YOU PEOPLE ACT LIKE GOD DAMMED SNOT SHIT CHILDREN.

YOU SACKS OF GOD DAMMED SHIT.

PLAY ALL THAT PLAYFUL SHIT WITH YOUR GOD DAMMED WIFE.

THE WHOLE GOD DAMMED WORLD IS AT WAR AND IS LOCKED DOWN.

AND YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVE A DAMMED DIAPER OVER YOUR HEAD.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOUR GOD DAMMED PIECE OF SHIT WIFE.

FUCK YOUR DISEASED CHILDREN.\

FUCK YOU.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well I never.