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My testicles are greasy nasty dirty.

I thought about taking a shower, but we are conserving water.

I know what to do..

I will take in a rescue dog and make it lick my balls clean

This could become like a new religion and they will call me prophet.

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[–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You should consider a cat to do the job instead. Their prickly tongue makes for a more thorough cleaning while exfoliating that saggy wrinkly thing you call a scrotum. You're welcome.