Whenever I talk to people on the street, they call me "Big Dog".

submitted by fatman from self.whatever

This must mean they respect me and also fear me.

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[–]raven9 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They mean your're fat.

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If there's a nuclear war they'll follow you around. "HEY, that guy must know where food is!"

[–]yabbit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I fear the outside world