Our life's entire purpose is to get inside roasty beef flaps

submitted by yabbit from self.whatever

let that sink in

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Speak for yourself.

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Firstly, that's fucking gross.🤮

Secondly, nobody forces you to have sex with women if you hate them so much. Stop repressing your homosexuality, you will only be miserable. There's nothing wrong with being gay, just embrace it.

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Nice try faggot

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Im not a faggot.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Cope

[–]yabbit[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

apparently 50% of men are gay

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Welcome to Arby's

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They got the meats.

[–]ebx 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Men spend the first 9 months of their existence preparing to exit a woman, and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I think you'll find simply reproducing is not enough.

Human offspring need to be raised safely to 18 and to be about to find a mate and be decent parents themselves for you to pass your genes on.

So really it's you parents who have failed in their life's purpose, not you.

[–]yabbit[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

you parents failed to teach you how to use a dictionary

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Thsts it, Im eating arbies today