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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (13 children)

Title meant to read "empty suit." Oops.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

three days ago, you were drunk and having a psychiatric breakdown that almost resulted in your committing suicide.

it makes sense to me that instead of focusing on quitting drinking and learning to behave as a rational adult that you would think it is your job to decide which news is real and which is not real.

everyone has a mission.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

These things happen, Edward. It is part of the ebb and flow of the universe. We would be fools to defy it.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

you only exist in your marriage because she allows you to exist.

when she tossed you out the other niight, your entire world crumbled and you almost suiicided.

i just want to tell you that you probably dont know one of the easiest ways to suicide.

just drive your car to any of the local office buildings that is taller than six stories.

they usually have a parking garage and anyone can either walk or drive to the top floor and there is not usually any type of barricade that would prevent someone from jumping off the edge of the top floor.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

I get stressed around my birthday and Christmas. Shit happens. Can't spend time dwelling on the negative.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

you are a drunk and i dont really care what the fuck you do.

but your lady is a first class lady, you should make her work private parties..

i bet she would do it.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

I have a 23 year relationship and you pay for handjobs, Edward.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

she is really nice... would you mind if i chat with her, but only while you are sleeping?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

She said "after you called me a whore, you can go fuck yourself." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

if she lives with you, you know., what can i say?

it was you that was having a psychiatric breakdown the other night... it is you that is an alcoholic.. right?

truth is, i have been planning my suiciide for a couple of years now, which is something that most people simply can not comprehend.. they think that suicide is something that is done in the heat of the moment.. but not always.. i have already tried it several times in my life, and failed.. so this time around, no failures.. and careful careful planning.. gonna use a black powder revolver... gonna put one directly into my heart... pretty hard to fail at that one.. it might be another year before i make that move tho.. when i do, i will drink a pint of whisky so that i will be numbed a bit.

i wish well to both of you, but really i dont give a shit either way.

edward.

[–]ilovewhitepeople 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why are you being such a dick? He called you Edward.