When I am president, I will decriminalize all crimes such as murder and rape and kidnapping, cannibalism will be the only state approved religion.

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Wear a mask, avoid monkey pox.

Donne be a frickin luzr.

No H8

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[–]Anman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Cannibalism is word that describes an action. It can not be a religion in of it itself.

[–]Sergio[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

When you are tied to a stake and I have cut your legs off and you are watching me barbecue your legs, you can call it whatever you like.

Tomorrow we eat your arms for breakfast as tacos.

You probably think I am just playing.

The religion of the cannibals is coming.

https://youtu.be/nADhWieuFLc

When even MSNBC admits that we are facing a tsunami, omg.

I have always said that this lockdown is an act of desperation by our government because they know that we are facing a crisis of biblical proportions.

They desperately need a YES man in the office during these times.

[–]Anman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I doubt that all cannibals subscribe to the same religious beliefs.

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    [–]Sergio[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    There are way too many definitions of "edge Lord" on Google, and I don't think that any of them properly describe my lordship.

    I invented the toilet.

    [–]Insider 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    still better than Brandon, I'm in

    [–]Sergio[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    As soon as I get elected, I am gonna give everyone on the entire planet a ten billion dollars stimulus check and a free pornhub account and a full pardon for all convicted criminals.

    I invented condoms and ladies lubrication grease.

    [–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    Why?

    What great cannibal society do you hope to imitate?

    [–]Sergio[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    In the future, the not so distant future, people will eat you.

    There was an old serial killer named Henry Lee Lucas.. he had some kind of transgender sidekick.. they would kidnap and rape and kill and eat their victims.

    Henry said that human flesh reminded him of a "long pig".

    Maybe people taste like pork.

    https://houston.craigslist.org/res/d/daily-pay-job-offers-call-me/7521556499.html

    [–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Are you a bot?

    [–]Sergio[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Yes. I am a mentally retarded not.

    [–]johndoyle 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    the law is bullshit the government commits crimes all the time and gets away with it

    [–]Sergio[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    John.. I think I hear CNN calling you.

    [–]ffist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Ever wondered what a cannibal would do if asked to give a blow job? Eat or Pull? j/k ;-P

    [–]Sergio[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Jason is correct.. there are new visitors here that only want to fuck up the soup.