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[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Jesus was almost certainly not real, and rather a sort of geographical negotiation between Alexandria and Antioch during Jewish emigration (a time period that didn't really happen all at once but was more of a gradual progression from when the temple burned and the failed bar khoba revolt)

a) The landmark philosphical breakthrough on christianity was that of Philo in Alexandria 50 BC. At the time, Alexandria was a Greek possession with roughly a quarter Jewish possession. This time period in question was extremely important in that the Greek regime collapsed and was replaced with a Roman one.

Philo's thoughts were a very novel development of Judaism at the time in that they sought to replace the angry and spiteful god of the old testament with a newer feminine spirit (something that is ubiquitous in nearly all gnostic texts)


b) Given this philosophical underpinning for a new judaic religion, the Romans saw what was happening and had some dignitaries and other upper echelon legal scholars get involved in Alexandria specifically. My understanding is that any reference to Paul or Pauline thought can be thought of as the official Roman take on what path christianity should take.


c) This still leaves the important question of what role Antioch and Peter played. I ignore Rome (basically where all the retconning happened) and their Luke/Acts concoction since the 2nd century is where most, if any, truth can be seen in the motivation for christianity.

Ignatius was the big player in Antioch and was likely responsible for Johannine authorship. His view also has the express-written approval of Rome so we can view Ignatius (85CE - 135CE) as the dominant Pauline force in Antioch who essentially started what most perceive as early christianity.

Peter (who I suspect to have been Cerinthus) was by far the most interesting character and likely the most prominent gnostic of early christianity, atleast who had any sort of meaninful role in the bible. By the same logic, he was the closest motivation for a real actual Jesus (aside from some small-time rebel rousers in Jerusalem such as Theudas) and never really made it up to Antioch as far as I can tell, dying around 105 near Jerusalem. Again, the Bae Khoba revolt had not even happened yet, so the gravity of how necessary christianity would be for the survival of jewish culture was not even apparent. I suspect Cerinthus had his own gospel which likely didn't live see the light of day, and was permitted a narrative role in the bible only insofar as it portrayed Pauline thought in a better light.

[–]bootylicious 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Jesus was almost certainly not real

Good arguments about this (in agreement) are by Rudolph Bultman, summarised in his, 'Jesus Christ and mythology':

https://archive.org/details/jesuschristmytho00rudo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_Bultmann

There are also very good books on the historical Jesus. I like Bultman's approaches as well as the assessments of the historical Jesus, as we can consider that there were various preachers tortured to death for heresy (sometimes against the Scribes and Pharisees) c. 1 c. BCE - 3 c. CE.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

we can consider that there were various preachers tortured to death for heresy (sometimes against the Scribes and Pharisees) c. 1 c. BCE - 3 c. CE.

Sure. Whether they were tortured for some sort of heresy against the old testament god or for simply being anti-establishment would be an important distinction. I doubt that Philo's logos had made it to Jerusalem that quickly, and personally believe that the early gospels represent the first canonization of such, albeit after 80CE.

I think a lot of troublemakers would have motivated gnostics in Jerusalem towards a more literal interpetation of the logos. In terms of interesting people who were actually persecuted and actually maintained literal gnosis of the logos - Cerinthus was far and away the most impactful, especially on Ignatius.

[–]bootylicious 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I think Jewish merchants in Alexandria, Jerusalem, Damascus, and around Mediterranean provided opportunities for the sharing of ideas and literature before and during the Roman empire, and that Philo's approaches were known especially among Hebrew scholars. Philo and some others at the time addressed the moral significance of one's logos and ingenium (root of 'genius') because these were intermediaries between the divine and human, and were part of the soul. Applying a moral purpose to one's ingenium (to beget, to begin) in this way would foreshadow Christian claims that there were good and bad angels. One's logos and ingenium in this new hermeneutic had a moral dimention that could be used to control what was considered one's legitimate logos or ingenium, thereby potentially controlling information on religious terms. (Part of this is discussed very briefly in the book, 'Logodaedalus' (Pittsburgh, 2018)).

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Perhaps they were aware, but I doubt Philonic thought was anything more than a curiosity. Pauline effort would have been the only sufficient motivation to have sustained the logos for two to three generations before it even became relevant - and they obviously did this without foreknowledge of the bar khoba revolt.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Naturally explain why Julian the Apostate failed to build the third temple.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The scholactic support had literally been banished, the mass support for a genuine attempt at continuity had fled to Antioch or coninued north.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Jesus was a bastard child, the product of an affair with a Roman soldier Joseph was a cuck.

Pantera supposedly. But yes, this immaculate conception birth is just an example of syncretism. That particular myth, the 3-day solstice christmas, easter, literally all taken from older religious texts and attributed to Jesus.

Jesus was similar to modern day televangelists and faith healers

Nah, I'd give him significantly more credit. Jesus was not a stickler for rules, he was always criticizing the Pharisees for following the letter rather than the spirit of the law. He also hung out with sinners, poor, and diseased people pretty much exclusively, didn't deal in fear and obedience, and was practically an economic communist by todays standards. Dude was basically a hippie

Todays fire and brimstone televangelists are the opposite. They say all the sinners are going to hell, preach fearing god and mindlesss obedience, are extremely judgemental, and mainly interested in making money. In fact modern christians are pretty much the furthest thing you can get from following the example of Jesus

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

He also hung out with sinners, poor, and diseased people pretty much exclusively

So does everyone here.

Dude was basically a hippie

I think that's more retconning tbh. I'm not knocking Jesus. I know this all seems very critical, but I think we probably would have gotten along great. I also think most modern Christians would absolutely hate him. But from reading about of his life I think these things are likely true, if you apply a critical eye and assume man is basically essentially unchanged and thinks and acts similarly.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think that's more retconning tbh.

Wasn't my intent, but it was a bit hyperbolic I admit

I also think most modern Christians would absolutely hate him.

This was what I was trying to get at.

[–]zyxzevn🐈‍⬛ 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (28 children)

Nothing in history is as it was written. People change stories, invent stories etc.

I do have a feeling that something important happened during that time, but let's first see what is likely fake.

The crucifixion story is full with negative symbolism, that was clearly added later. The whole story of betrayal to the death is just so degenerating.
It seems very similar to how you would portrait an enemy.
The coming back from death has just a minor effect on the whole story. He is not coming back as a king like Moses or a similar hero.

The wonder of turning water into wine is a 2000 years old magician trick from India. (They used a can with 2 storage places and 2 holes for the fingers). Was probably known. Maybe they want to portrait him as a trickster, but I don't know how they regarded such people at the time.

The fleeing of Jesus from Palestina to Greece seems logical to me. Easy to do with the fishermen. And the Romans probably targeted him, and the local churches did not like him.

The bible that we know now was revised by the church (500?). The bible from Rome was written by someone who was famous for killing Christians, and Rome became the center of Europe for a long time.

The dead-sea scrolls tell different stories. More Gnosis like. I think that these are closer to the real story.

There was also a St. Issa (different person) who went to Tibet, met some monks. Went back and got killed.

I also saw a lecture about the astrology at that time. They had 3 planets (=kings) coming from the east. The sirius star rising. And many more astrological similarities with the birth story. Astrology was very significant at that time.

In similar sense, the story of Moses is also full with holes and weird things. And there are some discussions whether Mohammed ever existed. It seems to have originated from a Christian town, as they used crosses on the coins.

So to me it seems that most of the written History is fake, but that many persons in the stories probably have lived. With a whole different story behind them. In Europe we have stories about kings who have lived (like Carolus), but the stories are just like fairytales.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You write great stuff, very insightful, thank you. 🙏

[–]raven9 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

...but the stories are just like fairytales

That is probably because for thousands of years there was no piped entertainment so the people made their own and laying there by the fire on a clear night making up stories about the stars was probably a big part of that. Those stories got retold and elaborated and handed down until people no longer remembered which were based on actual historical events and which were just entertainment.

[–]zyxzevn🐈‍⬛ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Actually. The news today is not very different.
Most of the news is made-up stories based upon a few facts.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (21 children)

Hebrew manuscripts of Matthew actually say astrologers where the canonical Greek version has magicians.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (20 children)

The're both involved in magical thinking.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (19 children)

"Magicians" is still less damning because it breaks the obvious connection with the star signs. In the Greek version there are three men who happen to be magicians being led by a star. In the Hebrew they're astrologers and it's clear that this star thing is astrology.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (18 children)

You do know the history of bible translation right? There's the Hebrew version and the version used in the Latin Vulgate. This isn't a hidden conspiracy. There are some differences, but they don't say something completely different because languages don't have a 1-to-1 correspondence.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

What could be considered as small differences can have major implementations. Even the word for god could pretty much have been interpreted as ruler or leader. Think the Pharaohs of Egypt. And yet the modern usage of the word god is a celestial space goat that decided to make the sun shine out of its ass one day, neither a ruler or a leader. Words are important, and their meanings equally so.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

No arguments there. That is why the official language of the Catholic Church used to be Latin, a dead language, till Freemasonry corrupted the Church by infiltrating seminaries.

By the way, sorceries in the Book of Revelation is pharmekia in Greek, because “magicians” used to create potions to cause abortions.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

With the possible exception of Mark, no book of the Bible was written in Latin.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

After being translated to Latin the Catholic Church kept using Latin so no further translation differences would happen.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Why not keep using Greek or Hebrew so there would be none at all?

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

No, the "original" Greek version also has magicians. But everyone is trying to act like these Hebrew manuscripts are medieval translations despite their primitiveness and differences which could only be because they're an older version than the Greek. Yes, I'm sure the Hebrew translator wanted to replace Greek Matthew's flowery language with Mark's less refined version and side with Luke in omitting several details and copy from the gospels of Thomas and Secret Mark which weren't even known in that time, all the while managing to find perfectly-fitting Hebrew puns and plays on words practically everywhere when the Greek has zero. Some of them are even necessary to understand the saying, like the one about throwing pearls before swine.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

How do you KNOW that the Christianity passed down the ages is wrong and your gnostic beliefs are correct? Don’t beg the question, give evidence or arguments.

I infer that Christ rose from the dead because everyone who died for Him refused to recant under the cruelest torture. That means He is from God, since only God has power over life and death. I don’t understand why God would let His religion basically fail and become obscure if it was so important, after certifying it with the resurrection.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

How do you KNOW that the Christianity passed down the ages is correct? Don’t beg the question, give evidence or arguments.

Jesus said you would not be popular if you follow him. He said this to an almost entirely Jewish audience, so you can't use the excuse that he only meant outsiders would hate you. Was the Judaism passed down in his day correct? Of course not! Why would Christianity be any different? Look at Christians today; who do they resemble more, Jesus or Pharisees? It's definitely the latter. In fact go read the sermon on the mount, Christians usually preach the exact opposite of everything he says there! He was against the world and everything it stands for, naturally he doesn't find many supporters in it.

You ask why he would "fail and become obscure". Yet he did say this would happen, and it's because he would have to force people to believe otherwise. Paul struggled to understand the same thing, which is why he said this:

since in the wisdom of God the world did not know God through wisdom, God was pleased through the foolishness of the proclamation to save those having faith. Since Jews ask for signs and Greeks search for wisdom; but we proclaim Anointed crucified, to Jews a snare and to Gentiles foolishness; but God has chosen the foolish things of the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen the weak things of the world to shame the things which are strong, and the unborn things of the world and the despised God has chosen, the things that are not, so that He may nullify the things that are, so that no flesh can boast, so that, just as it is written: “Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.”

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

So according to you, what is the point of Christianity? Jesus might as well have never bothered to incarnate if the best his followers can do is read tea leaves.

Judaism was true. But then they rejected their messiah. The messiah they will accept is around the corner.

Christianity is true, in my view, because He was a real person and the historical behavior of the his witnesses is compatible with the truth of the resurrection. No other religion has that.

That what people say is true or false has nothing to do with hypocrisy. That is just an ad hominem, and hypocrites will be punished.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The personification of astronomical entities and phenomenon is not a topic the devout tend to draw upon as it doesn't quite fit into the narrative when claimed that these personifications were actually real people or events. It was briefly touched upon at the beginning of the documovie Zeitgeist.

https://youtu.be/LPhANpsR1gM

[–]ID10T 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I never considered the water into wine as a simple magic trick. But it does seem very likely. Here's a video on an "assassin's teapot" that would easily accomplish this trick.

https://youtu.be/jJL0XoNBaac

[–]zyxzevn🐈‍⬛ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Great that you found it.
I was looking for the video that was featuring a 2000 year old vase from India using the same trick.

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (41 children)

I find it likely that

  • you are going to hell because you are wrong about the jesus

I hope you find truth before it's too late

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

you are going to hell because you are wrong about the jesus

I don't remember Jesus making these kind of threats to people about going to hell if they doubted his divinity, very un-christlike. I seem to recall he said we aren't doing that fire and brimstone old testament stuff anymore, "The Kingdom of God is within you" etc etc

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

It's not a threat to say "the sun is warm" and it's not a threat to warn people that belief in the Jesus is necessary to have sins forgiven.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Its grossly unchristlike. You show me where Jesus used fear and threats of punishment to get people to believe in him like you just did.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Maybe you can get a refund from whoever was supposed to teach you to think?

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe you can get a refund from whoever was supposed to teach you to think?

Now I know Jesus would never have said that. 10 Hail Mary's to atone for your sins

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

John 3:18, but it’s more like a fact then a threat, like “water is wet”.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

John 3:18, but it’s more like a fact then a threat, like “water is wet”.

I asked for Jesus saying this not John. Jesus' last quote is John 3:15

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

John 14:6

John 10:7-9

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Actually he did, but not from himself.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Surely claiming that people are born in sin and require Jebus to forgive that inherited sin is coercion propaganda to attempt to gain followers. I reject the premise that projecting sin on people can in any way be seen as a positive action. Nor is it the same context as stating a fact such as 'the sun is warm', as this is both provable and void of implications, whereas to imply sin is to declare that not only is the sun warm but it's your fault.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Fine, it's like explaining a nuclear bomb to bushmen.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

be me

tell someone to get off tracks as a train is approaching

get hollered at for coercion and propaganda

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That train could be my destiny 🤘

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The Jews don't believe in Hell, it's an idea adapted from European Pagan belief.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What people can't understand is all these references to "eternal fire" are a way of saying total destruction. The only exception is the parable of the rich man and Lazarus, which is clearly using Greek myths so people of that culture could understand it, and Revelation, which has loads of problems, and even then only the devil is said to be "tormented for ever and ever".

[–]TarBaby 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hell is a Norse myth spelled Hel. Hela, Loki's daughter rules that realm.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (14 children)

If a person like me is going to hell then I'll be in good company.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (13 children)

You won't know it. You'll only be conscious of your own torments.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Would a lifetime with boring people in Heaven not be hell though?

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Have you ever been amazed by the beauty of anything and it was cool for like 3 seconds?

Imagine being in the presence of something so amazing that it's amazing forever. That'd be God.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

You can already talk to God at any time and feel his presence, although some people say that's just ASMR.

What kind of Heaven wouldn't let the interesting people in though, it'd be a shitty club. Sitting there and getting your asmr feelies from God for an eternity sounds awful af.

You're really selling me on Hell here. Although I think that's just a lie we tell ourselves because we fear death. Our continuity comes from our children and maybe even the people's lives we have positively impacted.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Consider that iam is correct in a fashion, but in a weird and not entirely Christian way: when you die, you go to Hell, but you don't know you're in Hell. It looks like something you're already familiar with: the world you just exited. Well, not entirely. You're a little different, you have to start from scratch. You have to learn to eat again. You have to learn to walk again. You have to learn a lot of social things again. You have to go through puberty again. Etc. etc. This is God giving you another chance to get it right.

This is actually what some branches of Buddhism believe (taking some poetic license in the telling).

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

That's...actually exactly what I was going to say, of course it pops up the second I think about it. There are no coincidences in The Matrix.

The only thing I'd say is this crappy reincarnation process is run by demons and not God. They're the ones who use guilt as an excuse to enslave people, and they also own this place. I bet the demons aka archons are identical to the gods of the pagan pantheon.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I bet the demons aka archons are identical to the gods of the pagan pantheon.

I think reasonable people can disagree on this last point. The ancients had different conceptualizations of the metaphysical layer of reality. In my opinion, it was more nuanced, but I get that modern Christianity works for a lot of people.

But, yes, in general, reincarnation is supposed to be a curse, not a blessing. If the Christian conceptualization of God is correct -- that He truly loves His creation -- then the only concept of eternal damnation that makes sense to me is reincarnation: it's as eternal as you choose it to be.

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The pagan gods were all a bunch of psychopaths and exactly what you get when you give a human too much power. The Old Testament mixes them up with God, because the ancient Israelites were pagan Canaanites but later didn't want to admit it, so they took all their pantheon traditions and attributed them to the new monotheist God that had been brought to them. I suspect the slaughter of every single person in Canaan was also a story they invented so they could claim to be the originals with no connection to the pagans before them, because biological descent mattered a lot to ancient cultures.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The devil thinks this is funner than you do

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

the jehovahs witness people believe that you either go to paradise after death or you simply fall down on the ground like dung(crap) and that is the end of you.

just a bit of trivia.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

They also believe the watchtower society can dictate truth and they made up a new version of the bible to support their fake theology so maybe don't listen to them

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

i was married to one for a minute.. omg.. what a nightmare.. she tried to throw me into a mexican prison, and she almost succeeded.. she stole my children from me.. because she didnt want them to be influenced by a worldly father..

when my daughter was little, she literally thought that i was cooler than elvis.. really.. but now, she is grown up and has a couple of kids of her own... she dont giive a hoot about me... she just gives me that dull jw stare.. they are ordered to not be friendly with non jw people.

i find it difficult to not hate those people.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fair enough.

[–]zyxzevn🐈‍⬛ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

What religion and sub-religion/church do you believe in?

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

the one a thinking person will believe if he reads the bible without trying to find the hidden gotchas (there are none LOL)

[–]zyxzevn🐈‍⬛ 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So you are not reading the original.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Actually there are like a million. There'd be far less if it weren't for the deliberate tampering of human hands, but even the faithful original authors made mistakes, and so did the copyists.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Tell us you don't believe God can do anything but use different words

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

You're wrong about hell. Even the Old Testament didn't have that, clearly it's an invention by the church used to control people using fear, and is 100% based on pagan Greek myths about the underworld. Neither "heaven" nor "hell" are actual words in the original texts, they were changed by the translators.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Nice guy Jesus brought it up.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Show me where you think he did and I can show you why he didn't.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Matthew 10;28.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Close, but no donut. The Valley of Ben Hinnom was an accursed place where Jews burned garbage constantly, and also creamated and buried bodies. Corpses would decompose there, thus their "worm never dies". This is not some cartoonish place where demons run around burning everyone, this was a real place on earth. Later Rabbinic Judaism made the concept more like Purgatory, but there's no evidence of this view in the New Testament. It is always associated with total annihilation, and it is not clear whether even this was actually meant or merely used as a colloquialism.

If you suffer punishment you will get an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, an ideal Jesus opposed in favor of mercy. That means archons want to have you reincarnated to suffer as much as your guilt will allow them to force you. But now we have a way to remove it.

[–]johndoyle 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I still find it funny that white westerners based their entire civilization on some brown middle eastern guy. If Jesus reappeared they'd call him a terrorist and throw him in gitmo.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn right, it's ridiculous. It would make sense that the Norse mythology be adopted from the north following the Viking conquests.🤘

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (19 children)

Jesus said himself he was not divine.

where did he say this?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (18 children)

It's in the Qur'an.

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (17 children)

typically when someone asks "where did he say this", they are looking for a specific reference to a verse..

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (15 children)

That isn't the Quran quotes I posted ig, but I don't think there's any big question the Qur'an doesn't consider Jesus to have been God.

[–]jingles 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Hindus never said that Jesus was god either, but they do enjoy their cow manure festivals.

Islam can get way out in left field also.

https://youtu.be/tsw8Yu7KzBQ

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They're all corrupted religions. This is why we can't have nice things. People get greedy and people get power hungry and they manipulate others to their own end.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Cow manure though, continues to be useful as fertilizer. Jebus is no longer useful as he cannot fertilize crops. Therefore Jebus is less useful than shit.

[–]jingles 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There is an element in our online conversations that only seeks to argue and disrupt.

It is an effort by three major groups of shills or disruptors.

Christians used to tell me that Satan is the author of confusion.

Spiritual shower thoughts

[–]In-the-clouds 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

The Koran says Isa (Jesus) ascended up to heaven and will return at the end. Why didn't Muhammad do that?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Not only did they think people floated up to heaven, people thought there was a sky gate that let the rain out.

You ever notice that when everyone started carrying around cell phones with video recorders that all the miracles stopped? There was once a point where you could chalk the mysteries of the Bible up to the supernatural, if you believed. But there's pretty obviously nothing supernatural now that it's so easy to record, and the far more likely explanation is that large parts of the Bible are simply warped or outright falsified.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

There's much to be said about modern interpretation also. We mistranslate to the point that it has no relation to the original meaning. The word used to describe Mary was 'virgin', used in the context of a young woman. It is modern English translation that butchers this to mean a woman who has not had sex who went on to give birth. It's nonsense. You could then go on to review other miracles, such as walking on water. Would it not make more sense that he 'found a place to pass' across the water? The story has been warped to the readers choosing. Why people choose to worship the twisted words of the sandpeople I don't know.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Heaven and hell are completely made up and half the words are just transliterations of the original one to hide their meaning. For example if they actually translated the word αποστολος it would undermine the authority of "the apostles", so they can't do that. Almost all versions add "just" or "only" to Jeremiah 7:22, because otherwise it is condemning Mosaic law and makes it pretty clear that verse 8:8 is referring to books in our Bible. This one is really going to make some people mad, but the original wording of Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13 sounds more like a condemnation of butt sex than homosexual acts, and the word translated "abomination" is associated with unclean and disease-ridden things, it's also used to describe pork. Lots of scandals going on without even getting into the blatant changes and massive interpolations by scribes.

[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If anything supernatural happens the mods of this place would make sure it gets deleted from recordings. If you've ever witnessed a Mandela effect you know how all the footage changes but peoples' own notes and drawings stay the same. It's exactly like that, and I think they actually do try to overwrite the timeline so supernatural events never happened, because many but not all of uts effecrs are undone, just like a Mandela effect.

[–]In-the-clouds 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

You didn't answer my question.

If Muhammad is the "prophet of Islam" that gave you that Koran you read, then why did he die and get his bones stuck in a tomb, while Jesus had a special status that allowed him, according to the Koran, to rise up into heaven, alive and will return at the end of the world? Why didn't Muhammad get that privilege? Instead, he is dead and remains dead, with his bones on earth. Both Islam and Christianity agree that Jesus is alive, went up to heaven, and will return at the end of the world. If that is not divine, then what is?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Mohammed was just a man who found a cunning way to trick his community into allowing him many revolting privileges. He was just a man, who then died.

Jesus was probably just a man who was like every other Jewish man at the time in that region, causing problems for the Roman empire. He may not have even existed, but instead just representative of the treatment of petty criminals of the time which was to be crucified horribly, at least that's what I gather from Monty Python's the Life of Brian. Well, he died. If he did exit, his bones were probably left somewhere in a cave as was typical of the time. The whole heaven thing is just metaphor, conjecture and hearsay.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

None of that happened.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Instead of claiming that, why don't you just investigate. There are people called apologists you could refer to. What most skeptics do is the fallacy of begging the question.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Instead of believing the unbelievable and supernatural, which I have found no support for in all my years, the remaining answer is simply that men lie for their own benefit. Show me a poor church. They're dens of thieves.

[–]Views 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The human mind has a foundational pattern of existence: it fills in the gaps. Our minds are designed to work by patterns. If there is not a pattern there for our mind to work by, we fill in the material necessary to make a pattern out of whatever few scraps of information we have. What we don't have, we make up.

This is the basis of religions. We start with an event or a set of events - which, in the nature of all events - are confusing, with threads leading in several different (often contradictory) directions. But the mind cannot hold on to this "chaos". The mind hates to be confused, so we immediately fill out "the pattern". It's an unconscious process; it can be witnessed, but it cannot be stopped.

So what exactly happened that created the "Jesus" stories? Nobody will ever know. That's not an exaggeration; it's the nature of how events are passed along through the stream of communication. Everyone who tells the story modifies it just a bit - either unintentionally or with an explicit agenda - to the point that we receive it and do the same. This process never ends. For the most visible current example, look at the split that is developing among churches arguing about whether trans ideology fits within the philosophy of Christianity.

This thread is yet more continuation of this process, at our own level.

There is no such thing as a "static" religion, any more than there is a static state to any other philosophy.

Each of us - to settle into a fully-formed human - must find our own individual relationship with this existence that surrounds us and comprises us. Even to "accept" some structure such as Christianity requires this process. One person's "faith" will be unique even relative to others who claim to share the same.

Who was Jesus? We will each find a figure in the recorded quotes that corresponds to some internal prompting within ourselves. Each of these images of him will be as unique as we ourselves are.

What is this? Who am I? Answering these questions is a permanently incomplete process. Until we address them directly, however, the reality we are surrounded by seems chaotic and hostile. The only way to peaceful existence within this reality we share is to face the confusion and realize just that: it's designed to be just as confusing as it ends up being. The confusion itself is hardwired in; as such being confused is just as perfect - and more accurate, though no "better" - as thinking to have "the answer" to a "question" which inherently exists beyond the limitation that any answer must necessarily place upon it.

[–]Anman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

So you've converted to islam. Now you are destined to only post shit going forward.

[–]TarBaby 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

No that was Life of Brian by Monty Python.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Great movie.

[–]TooMuchClay 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

None of the original sources or those who wrote shortly after with near access to the sources agree with anything you've said here. And the new testament + early writings are far far far more in the vein of accurate accounts than anything else from classical antiquity.

You think Titus was remotely unbiased? Livy? Plutarch? Please. And don't get me started on the Classical Greek historians, they would have been right at home with today's NewsShow hyperbole. You should read what Josephus had to say on them. Ouch.

The development of a working metaphysical model for scientific investigation, as well as the very concept of charity and the freedoms won by peasants by the late middle ages prove that the Western and Eastern traditions of Christianity have contributed more to civilization than anything else.

But you'll unfortunately likely only realize how wrong your "theories", supported by nothing more than your hate and spite, are when you plunge head first into self torment after your brief time is up.

Any search for Truth cannot be a bad thing but ask yourself: are you really prepared to accept the truth, even if it means Christian Tradition was right all along?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

None of the original sources or those who wrote shortly after with near access to the sources agree with anything you've said here

Tiberius Julius Abdes Pantera (22 BC – AD 40) wrote about the affair and other early sources refer to Jesus as the "son of Mary." The Bible itself is the source of the idea of Jesus banging his followers along with extrapolation of human nature.

My third point about worshipping Jesus is idolatry is pretty self-explanatory. The whole trinity nonsense was created to explain why a man could be worshipped. When you gotta do mental gymnastics to justify actions, well, it's bullshit. We have a modern example of that in transgenderism.

I'd have to look into when people first wrote about the idea Jesus was not the one crucified, pretty sure that was early on. But since people don't come back to life, the crucifixion never happened, someone else took on the role of Jesus, or someone else died. There are only so many possibilities that are believable.

You think Titus was remotely unbiased?

Everything can be considered suspect and compromised, but we can draw likely conclusions regardless.

your hate and spite

There's no hate or spite on my end, I suspect you're feeling attacked. It is not my intention.

prove that the Western and Eastern traditions of Christianity have contributed more to civilization than anything else.

I don't see how how that's relevant to the reliability of the bible narrative of Jesus, but I'd agree.

Any search for Truth cannot be a bad thing but ask yourself: are you really prepared to accept the truth, even if it means Christian Tradition was right all along?

You're welcome to believe whatever you'd like. I am not comfortable worshipping a man, so the Christian tradition doesn't work for me.