I passed the background check by using a friend's ID and he also took the piss test for me, so that passed ok.
I am in. It's done. I run shit now.
This time, I won't let any of these chicken shit little motherfuckers anywhere near to the stove or the swimming pool, especially if I am taking my nap.
Right now I am trying to get this stun gun set on low, because I just don't think it's really nice to hit them with the full charge. I hate technical things. I also need an EKG machine so we can run some tests on thse miniature criminals to make sure they are strong enough to get popped with my stun gun.
This is go time now.
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