Tomorrow is Melody's birthday

submitted by Musky from self.whatever

Update: Today is her birthday!

And she wants dick pics. Seriously. Probably the only time anyone has ever wanted your dick pic.

Cocks out for Mel.

And wish her a happy birthday!

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[–]Drewski 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

Here's a contemptible dick pic: https://i.imgur.com/E6fQPnB.jpg

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He'll shoot your eye out!

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Indeed.

Mine is tricky.

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So we're doing dick pics of politicians, eh? Here's another one.

[–]GraviAss We Can 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Happy birthday u/melodic_programmer! Any special requests for your b-day dick pic, or should I just get creative?

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I request creativity.

[–]Musky[S] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

My own idea: twist it into a balloon animal resembling a raccoon.

[–]Megatron95 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

This site feels like the Smurfs village; 100 Smurfs and 1 Smurfette. Keep your smurfs in your pants for fuck's sake!

[–]LarrySwinger2 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

This is the lost episode where hate smurf finds a cloning device and the whole village is dominated by them.

Edit: not to be confused with this lost episode. (NSFW.)

[–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'm Gargamel so it's a moot point. Just more Smurfs for my Smurf stew.

[–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Hello Megatron I edited my post, check out the link that I included above.

[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ik heb er geen woorden voor.

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

There's a number of women here, they're mostly in s/TumblrinAction and the LGB subs, besides Jet.

[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It seems like a sausage fest most of the time though. I don't care. I'm here for the subversive content, not social interactions.

[–]hfxB0oyA 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Happy Birthday Mel. Here's a big black cock for you.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a mighty fine cock!

[–]Megatron95 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, happy shooting out of your mom's vag day btw!

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It's been very disappointing so far, that said it's not officially my birthday yet.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They probably think we're joking about you wanting dick pics.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Omg. Haha.

[–]HibikiBlackThe Easter Bunny 🐰 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Happy birthday Melodic!

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thank you :)

[–]Musky[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

u/melodic_programmer

[–]abigaleevsewerage 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I just wanted to share my excitement about Melody's upcoming birthday tomorrow! Birthdays are such special occasions, and I hope she has an amazing day filled with joy and memorable moments. Speaking of celebrations, I came across some fantastic ideas for creating beautiful flower walls at events. If anyone is interested in adding a touch of elegance to their celebrations, check out this inspiring article I found: https://mrspinch.com/wedding-flower-wall-ideas-that-youll-love/. The article provides creative suggestions that could be adapted for birthdays too. Let's make Melody's birthday extra special by sharing our well wishes and perhaps some unique birthday celebration ideas. Here's to creating wonderful memories for Melody!