Yet another encounter with the modern US basketball american.

submitted by SMCABwhatever from self.whatever

So I'm in Iowa of all places over the weekend with my girlfriend for a small work trip.

We went out for dinner, hit the casino, and had a few drinks. On the way back to our place, a very nice hotel on the river, we stop at a gas station 2 blocks away from our hotel for water and stuff for the room.

As we are walking in, three pavement apes are walking out of this nigger shithole. One of the garboons decides to start walking up to me and in a very "Dave Chappelle making fun of white dudes" voice, asks me if he could stop me and ask me a few questions. I said " Nah man, I'm good," with my hand up. Something I would have done to any person at 2 in the morning at a gas station.

The most intelligent thing this fucking banjolip could come up with is, "What you don't like black people?"

I said, "No, I don't."

He proceeds to act like a typical faggot spearchucker and raise his voice about how he's going to punch me in the face.

I simply said, "I'm standing right here and it's the last thing you'll do today."

Even in a mob, where the modern US concrete boon is very comfortable, this fake ass nigger and his little niglet ass buddies didn't do a God Damn thing.

When are you people going to demand more of yourselves? If I was black I'd be so embarrassed of my race.

Stand up to the modern porch monkey, they need to learn a lesson their fathers never taught them. Hard to do from a cell, or the liquor store parking lot, or the crack house on a filthy mattress.

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[–]MagicMike 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Anybody, of any race, who approaches strangers at 2 AM, is up to no good. But boons have thick skulls so hope you were carrying: don’t hurt your fists.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I agree, which is a point of my story, I would have blown off anyone in that situation, and the pack monkeys had to make it racial.

You know, it looked very sketchy and I thought about wearing it, but I left it in my truck. I was so close to my hotel which seemed to be a very nice area, but one of the lessons here is that they will run in packs anywhere these days.

[–]paradoxical 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I've been in a couple of situations like this, and the way I handled it is this. Them: "do you have a problem with black people?", or something to that effect. Me: "not really, but I may have a problem with you? do you have a problem with white people"? If he answers no, that means he is probably backing down. If he answers yes, that means you have your legal bases covered and are covered in the court of opinion for whatever happens next, especially if its being recorded. If he answered yes or something along those lines after you answered no, then he and his homeys are the ones clearing causing racial conflict and are the ones who are "racist".

You also don't want to simply say no, I don't have a problem with black people, because that means you are afraid you will be seen as a cuck, and it could embolden them. You make it clear your problem is now with him personally. If you answer yes, then you are setting yourself up should things turn violent.

You got lucky in this situation, and this happened in an area where you don't live and nobody knows you, but I wouldn't count on that happening most of the time and if it's with a black person who knows you or you are in front of people who can identify you, it will potentially cause you a lot more aggro. We live in an inherently anti white society now, where blacks are assumed to be the victims even in situations they cause, that is simply the reality.

[–]Bridgeheadprod 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

That happened.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Exactly, everyone knows Iowa isn't a real place.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, then I want my money back from the Casino.

[–]Musky 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good for you, the guy was obviously just wanting to fuck with you, stopping that shit in its tracks was a smart move.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

OP rapes endangered Pygmy Hippos...

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Council Bluffs?

Shame what's happened to that city. My grandmother was born there. So was Lee DeForest, an inventor who had a hand in, well, just about everything electronic.

[–]SMCABwhatever[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It was Dubuque, I try not to dox myself but this is harmless.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn. Crazy how ghetto Iowa has become