Buying a Human for $1000

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

I’d love to have a slave. Seriously. I wouldent even be a dick head.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

What about someone to just keep tied up?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Ah. I mean. Torturing is probably fun. But I’d probably not do that.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

I don't remember mentioning torture

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Tie up? I feel like that may be kind of torture?

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Never got a chance to actually try it but I almost drool and foam at the mouth at the thought of it.

I don't mean tie up in painful positions or for sex or anything. More like a kidnapping.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You mean another human, right?

Like you fantasize about kidnapping other humans?

I don’t judge. I’m into weird shit too.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I fantasize about getting kidnapped

Not a human myself. Don't really care if my captor is a human or not.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You know that’s a thing right?

You can pay people to kidnap you, like, they do it for real, but you know, you paid them.

You give them your wear abouts, and they don’t tell you when they are doing it.

I find other peoples interests, when I don’t share that interest, I find that interesting.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't think under quite the same circumstances I'm thinking of.

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Never got a chance to actually try it but I almost drool and foam at the mouth at the thought of it.

Try bondage.com or FetLife.com

You need to be very careful when allowing someone to restrain you because a what if they have a heart attack and die you won't be able to get loose and b what if they don't let you go and they keep you like as in serial killer type stuff you need to file a flight plan when you do the stuff like that somebody needs to know where you are and what's happening to you and it needs to be somebody you can trust.

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://i.imgur.com/yilKHpY.png

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Come talk to me when i can get a pretty white one

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Does a vulptex count? The crystals look white enough.

[–]TheMaharishi 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Pretty white women will treat you like a slave ;)

[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How about keep me tied up?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Aka dowry

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He got fleeced, he could have had her for two cows.

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Short term leases are more practical... and cheaper.

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

To tell you the truth I really like the idea of straight out buying a mother and her daughter or daughters and they're all two or three mine.

You got to get up pretty early in the morning to come up with some great ideas like these.

https://youtu.be/th23F_Tdo6M

[–]cant_even 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

She speaks better English than the "Domestic US-ian" version.