my new girlfriend in asia.

submitted by POOPCORN from self.whatever

she is a very nice 50 yrs old and very beautiful rice farmer.

super nice.

super sweet.

mmmmm..

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[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

Hey babey. My name am dilpreet dilwapi and I am number 3 bigest farmer of cat fish in Musti town karnataka prefecture. I own Hugo boss handbga and range roving and smasung galaxy. For smallest of dowry I will lap show in your lifest luxury. Contact my motherr archana foopil for pmt of dowrey please. And ps I haved pneis for angry goriall

[–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Yeah I'm not sure what the f*** all that means but anyways.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You mentinoed rice farm. Let me tell you something about rice farm. My uncle Randeep own over ninety lakh hectare land in Bloopgash Prefcecture and him am say he never plant rice against becoz rice field hot af and Mansonto hvae monopoly on seed of heirlom rice. many many framers are to drinking incesticide and killto themself becozrice field hot af and Mansonto hvae monopoly on seed of heirlom rice. I hpoe you take myheed words and listen. Truly ad Hindu adherant I feel all you same pleasure and pain and it it's only for YOUR needfulness I said these thingsldlld. To often such wranings are dicounted by people especially Western ppeople such as I imagin3 you to be. Migraine hot pot bleep.

[–]POOPCORN[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i appreciate your words.. i am aware of what monsanto does and those people should be hung by their balls in the hot sun.

that is one of the most evil companies on planet earth.

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    [–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    I hvae read your reply wiht great care and detrimned that you are Pakistani loser and you are probsbly septic tank tachnician of low caste. You can return to your filthy prayer mat now Arshad. If yuo speak of my mothre again I woll beat you withouit mercy sir. Matrsubtion is the best you can hope for in life, of this I can assure you. Or prehaps sex with dog.

    [–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    damm. you are good. but dont worry when he talks about your mother.. what he says does not change who your nice mother is, but it tells you that he has no respect for his mother.

    when people throw insults at you, all you need to know is that they are telling you about who and what they are... it has nothing to do with you.

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Get it Edward. Just cruise your boat on over and live happily ever after.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    I didn't even know you were straight, bravo 👏

    [–]POOPCORN[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    for the most part i am, lol, and lets just leave it at that.

    take a look at this video of freelancer girls being interviewed by a compete moron foreigner.. listen to how he talks to these girls.. he acts like he is doing such a big thing by buying them a beer and giving them ten dollars..

    if i was interviewing these girls, for starters i would make sure to bring some nice food to the table.. i would probably order two or three nice dishes of food and then i would ask the waitress or bartender to give to her whatever she wants.. i would ask her questions about her family and about her children.. she would light up brighter than all of the stars in the sky..

    but this dickfuck talks down to them like they are garbage and they all pretty much ignore him.. i bet they all speak much better english than he thinks they do.. notice that they are answering his questions, but in very broken english.. that is because they really do understand his english, but they dont really want to talk to him.

    if i ever hear that this fucktard gets his ass beat down in cambodia, and he gets taken to jail and he needs ten dollars to get bailed out... i will go and visit him and tell him to suck a dick for the ten dollars.

    i would clean up in cambodia and i would be going out on dinner dates with the most stunning girls.

    i studied counseling.

    https://youtu.be/S1alsNAbp1o

    [–]majorjohnston 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    If you don't mind me asking how old are you. Are you sure you're not a young man? badland