Confession

submitted by Shite_rly_sux from self.whatever

I'd like to confess to you all, that I'm a bitter, mean spirited a-hole to you all, not because of you, but because of me. I've long known that my unlikeable personality stems from intimacy issues with my mother. I lash out at everyone else who makes friends and push them away by calling them names and insulting their intelligence, after all, it's smarts that people want, not humour or companionship. Oh momma, why don't you love me anymore? Why don't you let me squeeze those big milk titties like I did as a baby? Momma please, why won't you touch my peepee!!!!!

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[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

Just dig your mom out of the basement freezer and confess to her. Don't leave her out too long though....

[–]Shite_rly_sux[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Oy vey!

[–]passionflounderPaper tiger 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

At this stage her cold, cold heart should not be melted.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

🤣

Well done whichever one of you rascals this is, quality trolling

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😄

[–]Fourier 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

How didn't you become gay after all this?

[–]Shite_rly_sux[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

My bubula would never let me near the boys, so I bully them instead. Look at the monster you made me into, momma!

[–]slte_rly_sux 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Is that you, Ed? Or that dipshit NPC: WrongAgainDumbass?

You got mommy issues?

Eat my shorts, nibba.

[–]Shite_rly_sux[S] 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Oy, you schmuk! It's me, Shite_rly_sux! Who the hell are you, nibba?

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Momma please, why won't you touch my peepee!!!!!

You were doing so well until you got up to that sentence.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I know, at that point it just became silly 🤭

[–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

TROLL HARDER!

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

U guys all rashits

[–]smsfree 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

wtf

[–]blackpoop321 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

To be fair, it's all your mother's fault. In fact, it's all women's fault. If women historically never chose to breed with mean spirited assholes chads, you wouldn't have become a mean spirited asshole.

Most men don't even breed and don't have reproductive rights so whatever hellscape the world ends up being, it's always all women's fault.