I am raising money for my new motion picture. It's a sequel to 'White Men Can't Jump' that I am calling 'Black Men Can't Swim'. Please let me know how many millions I can count on you to contribute for this important project to combat racial stereotypes

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[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

Premise: Black guy not fitting in so well in the Upper East Side of Potomac Manor in Potomac, MD isn’t fitting in so well. He’s still practicing his old ways and gambling in sports matches in this upper class white neighborhood.

A strange turn of events shows this nigger that life isn’t always as it seems. Maybe black people can swim, and in this zany crazy adventure, maybe the bind between nigger and cracker IS stronger than cultural differences.👉😎👉

[–]Canbot 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Why are you being offensive?

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Have you seen the original?

Please excuse me if I offended you. It’s suppose to be funny.

[–]Canbot 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

No need to apologize to me, I am unoffendable. However, it is uncouth to say nigger.

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I don’t usually say the n word. Because it gets old, and I wouldent say something I also wouldent say in public.

But the original movies portrays a super black guy (n word) like gamboling and degenerate behavior. And the white guy is wading around in the muck. Or the white guy is misbehaving, I dunno.

But they portray it in a funny way.

Like black people and white people are only a little bad

[–]agent_pecan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What was offensive? Niggers usually can't swim.

[–]makesyoudownvote 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I actually literally already made a documentary by this name.

I played waterpolo in high-school and college and I was really close with the guy who became the US Olympic goalie, named Genai Kerr. I made the documentary about him and Omar Amr who were the first two black guys on the US waterpolo team. Omar is especially kind of nuts because he's also really short, but one of the fastest swimmers around.

I made the documentary when I went to college for film school. It was super fun.

One of the other funny things is while I was shooting this, BET was doing an episode of cribs on Gennai, but despite being an Olympic athlete Gennai was not rich. He drove a Volvo, as did everyone in his family. BET didn't like this, nor did they like his apartment. So they rented him a Ferrari and a beach house and pretended like they were both his for the show.

Edit: Misspelled the names.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I was obviously just having a bit of fun, but thats actually a pretty cool documentary, and you knocked the title out of the park. If I saw that come up on Netflix I'd watch it

[–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wU5TVUZAGXo

[–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/joe-fortes-100-years-later-1.6337337

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I guess Canadian blacks can swim, those whacky canucks

[–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They play hockey too.

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    gAI

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      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      caress my wanker?

      [–]MagicMike 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      I can confirm that some black dudes can swim: heard a girl at a pool party scream. A black man was swimming as fast as he could, away from her. She was screaming to her boyfriend that he had grabbed her pussy and the boyfriend was shooting at him. Hilarious and lucky he missed lol.

      [–]WoodyWoodPeckerHah he he he hah! 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Black man was a Trump fan, if you want you can even grab her by the pussy!

      [–]Megatron95 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      I'm sure some black guys would find it funny.